I hate to bring so much happiness into the bitchfest but.. the developmental pediatrician called and they have an opening Nov 27! I don't have to wait until March to start figuring out what is going on with my son! Yayyayay! I had to share with someone. Now baby has to stay put until then.
I hate to bring so much happiness into the bitchfest but.. the developmental pediatrician called and they have an opening Nov 27! I don't have to wait until March to start figuring out what is going on with my son! Yayyayay! I had to share with someone. Now baby has to stay put until then.
Dude, you need to AW that up in its own thread - that's great news! Kind of odd to put it in the middle of all the b!tching...
I felt like I may be an AW by doing a new thread. I should have. Trust me I still have a ton to bitch about too.
People keep asking when I'm due and when I say "In two weeks" or "She could come at any time!" they always say, "Oh, you won't be having her for at least a week after your due date. Maybe even 2!"
All I can stomach is McDonalds oatmeal and Gatorade. Inability to eat coupled with contractions all night that stop once I'm in the shower are making me stabby. And I swear on all that is holy that if one more teacher asks me to reschedule a meeting I'm gonna throw my report up in the air and walk away. Seriously jackbutts, limited time here!
False Labor on thursday led to a day off on friday b/c I was sleeping off the pills they gave me. thus I have to deal with the "what are you doing heres??" from everybody.
And yes, I agree with the PPs that pg= everyone else knows it all. we're on the wait list for wed and scheduled for friday to get our csection. everyone wants to know why (she's breech) and then they say "oh she will flip just you wait" ummmmmm I'd love it if she flipped, but it's not a good possibility based on her position. my ob has scheduled the csection b/c it's medically necessary, not for my convenience TYVM.
I havent filled the script for the extra couple of sleeping pills that they wrote at L&D on thursday, but I am seriously tempted. friday was the most rested i've felt in weeks!
TMI WARNING: What the fuck is going on with my vagina?!? It feels so swollen! It is so uncomfortable to even sit down. Andplusalso I have been pooping more than usual and my butthole hurts from wiping so much I am so over this shit!
Yessss! I had my husband help me clean things up downstairs so I don't look like a Sasquatch at my appointment. He made a comment about how things were looking bigger down there... I got up so I could actually see it in the mirror and holy hell he was right! There's a giant version of what use to be there! :-S
People keep asking when I'm due and when I say "In two weeks" or "She could come at any time!" they always say, "Oh, you won't be having her for at least a week after your due date. Maybe even 2!"
Why? Why are they saying these awful things??
Don't worry, if you had said you're expecting to be late theyj would tell your water is going to break within the hour. Because the mother is always wrong and it's the public's job to inform her!!!!
My bitchfest of the day is my FIL if he says one more thing about how big I am I may seriously stab him he doesn't even try to be cute about it , he's just rude. I wish he understood how difficult it's been for me to gain the 24 pounds I've needed to gain. Lifelong issues with ED's are no joke. I've warned DH that I will say something not so nice today since me politely telling him I don't find his comments funny didn't seem to work.
Everything. I am not even 35 weeks yet and I have NO IDEA how I am going to work up until LO comes. Every single person at work is pissing me off, most of them without even saying anything. On top of it I am constantly dizzy/light headed, have a headache and tingly hands and fingers. OB says its just part of being pregnant.
I am so done with my MIL telling me what my baby is or isn't doing. "He hasn't even dropped" "He will come on the 5th or 8th of dec" "He'll definitely be a big boy" Stop trying to control what the hell the baby is going to do and just get excited that he's coming in the next few weeks! Its like you're more worried about what my belly looks like than anything else. Andplusalso try to stop telling me and H that he is going to pass out while I'm in labor, doesn't really get him in the mindset that he CAN ignore the waist down and focus on the other stuff.
At my 36w appt last week my OB did a cervical check and I was 2cm dilated and she said she could feel LOs head. My DH came and said "does he/she have hair?" I nearly died from embarrassment! It was ridiculous but funny! My b!tch is that he won't have sex with me. He says if she can just feel the head right there then I'm gonna stab him/her while we do it. He doesn't get it...so no sex for this momma and it was my birthday over the weekend! Boo!!!
I am over this! My feet are sooooo swollen I cried, my back hurts, these contractions are driving me crazy, I can't sleep, water gives me heartburn, and I'm an emotional mess!! I don't even know why I cry anymore and I hate everything and everyone. I can't walk or sit or stand or lie down because it's so uncomfortable. Basically, the same as most of us ladies here. I can't imagine 2 more weeks of this. Ugh.
pissed my eye prescription has changed as much as it has, in only 6 months...... I already have crap eyes, and now they are WORSE and may or may not go back to how bad they were pre-pregnancy. i just got a brand new prescription and already it feels weak. Squinting alllllll the time. GRRR>
False Labor on thursday led to a day off on friday b/c I was sleeping off the pills they gave me. thus I have to deal with the "what are you doing heres??" from everybody.
And yes, I agree with the PPs that pg= everyone else knows it all. we're on the wait list for wed and scheduled for friday to get our csection. everyone wants to know why (she's breech) and then they say "oh she will flip just you wait" ummmmmm I'd love it if she flipped, but it's not a good possibility based on her position. my ob has scheduled the csection b/c it's medically necessary, not for my convenience TYVM.
I havent filled the script for the extra couple of sleeping pills that they wrote at L&D on thursday, but I am seriously tempted. friday was the most rested i've felt in weeks!
Seriously, co-workers? You KNOW that you're sick...actually ADMIT to being sick. You know that I'm pregnant and am trying to stay away from germs, yet you still insist on standing in my personal space to have a non-work related conversation all about you and how HR (the department YOU work in) says you need to go to the doctor. That means you're SICK and should NOT be at work!! That common sense isn't so common, is it?
I'm really tired of hearing everyone and their mom's birth story. I just don't care. I don't care that one person had her baby in an ice storm, or that another person barely made it to the hospital in time, yada yada I'm tired of this conversation.
Since we found out that I was pregnant, DS and DD pray that God will "help the baby grow" at bedtime, during prayers, every night. It used to be a sweet sentiment and warmed my heart...now it just makes me want to cry. Baby is big enough already-- im measuring three weeks ahead and doctor is predicting a 10-pounder...i am SO uncomfortable...please Lord ignore my children and just allow baby to develop fully and not actually grow in size!
I have to ask...who the fuck do all of you hang around that keep making all these "horrible" comments? I've never had a friend, family member or even stranger say one rude thing and I swear people act like it happens every 5 minutes to them.
I have to ask...who the fuck do all of you hang around that keep making all these "horrible" comments? I've never had a friend, family member or even stranger say one rude thing and I swear people act like it happens every 5 minutes to them.
I've always thought this Kate. We should've suggested starting a weekly check in like 4 months ago instead of all the "guess what my dry cleaner said" posts
"Dont fucking ever come out your face talking shit like that" -SG 1/12/2014
I'm feeling like crap all the time like I did in first trimester. And I'm even taking meds this time around! Exhausted, heartburn, nausea, vomiting PLUS 3rd trimester belly and back pain. Not to mention never feeling comfortable. All of this ALL THE TIME. I dont know if i can last 6-8 more weeks.
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Why? Why are they saying these awful things??
i just got a brand new prescription and already it feels weak. Squinting alllllll the time. GRRR>
I pray our LO has hubbies eyes and not mine.