It’s going down, I’m yellin’ Timberrrrrr
You better move, you better dance
Let’s make a UO thread, you won’t remember
This recap will be the one, you won’t forget!
Executive Summary: Seasons and weather, Beards, Is your DH a SO?
-My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
Re: UO Recap: DH vs. SO edition
@bearsbearsbears thinks your kid does not need a parka when the temp is in the mid fifties and they are running around the playground. You and my wife would disagree.
@stoneycakes hates buffets. There are bad and good ones, but the appeal has fallen for me since I’m no longer under 20 years old. Although I do love Vegas ones that have quality food.
@Luckie519 hates people who take constant selfies and put them on both FB and instagram. I agree that riding the bus to school or eating at McDonalds is not a selfie moment.
@FhSTAR81 loves craft/holiday fairs. Popular.
@Little Jerry thinks Obama was lying when he said you could keep your policy if you wanted to, but doesn’t care if people lose their shitty insurance that isn’t up to minimum standards. It really does someone a disservice to call something that isn’t close to insurance “insurance”.
@pobrecita actually likes shitty husband posts because they make her appreciate her husband more.
@tairairat hates The Walking Dead, although it’s not clear why. Too gorey? Scary? Too much death? LMK.
@angelashly thinks people use their car horns too much. I’m glad I live someplace where most people don’t.
@jessicabcairns doesn’t want her baby to cook until his due date. Hang in there, you can do it!
@sandyapples doesn’t understand why people use paper towels for cleaning everything instead of cloths. You still gotta wash the cloths, and they are wet and filthy pretty damn quick.
@robinsokj thinks winter is the worst season. The short daylight hours really get to me; I have mild seasonal affective disorder.
@Jack19 thinks smart phones are the devil. He is wrong. Although some people do need to put theirs away from time to time.
@IaminigoMontoya side eyes FB posts that are like “Share this if you love God and he did something nice for you today”. Very popular.
@Eleventy11 has no desire to get caught up on all the HBO/Showtime shows. I’ve heard there are ways to watch them without paying if you have the internet.
@CinemaGoddess hates HBO/Showtime shows because the writing is lazy and find the sex and violence unnecessary. She has a point, but network TV often has the opposite problem, where the lack of salty language and real sexuality is laughable. Plus I do like boobs, and True Blood always seems to get DW’s blood pumping. And Hunter Parrish, am I right, ladies?
@MetrosPhoenix doesn't like it when people dress their kids in the same outfit. I don’t care for it, but don’t have much energy to devote to it.
- Apparently some of you have summers that go above 90 degrees. How odd.
@LaurelBee hates passive-aggressive people.
@CinemaGoddess thinks Cadbury Creme Eggs are the second grossest candy ever. OMG SHE IS SO WRONG!!!! NETBATTLE! TO ARMS! Eh, fukkit. More for me.
Photobooks are the bane of @HilarityEnsued ‘s existance
@CinemaGoddess said that looks don’t matter here. Two people love titted her comment. Shallow bunch
- I think season talk is more boring than food or sex.
@SGC29 thinks men should have beards. You’re welcome, not that you’ve seen mine.
@SGC29 thinks gingerbread cookies are bullshit. She just hasn’t had a good one.
@mbenit4 likes a nicely shaped ass in clothes more than a bare ass. I think both can be lovely.
@amercer0 doesn’t like a lot of recent comedies so has been watching Police Academy and British comedies.
@MrsSkull1107 doesn’t like dress pants. I actually find slacks more comfy than jeans a lot of the time, but men’s pants are a big different and I’ll never know the joy of wearing a skirt to work.
@ILoveNaps likes guys with a little junk in the trunk.
- kissing dudes with beards, a topic I know a lot about.
@OhBenji is annoyed by Derek Hough.
@FTWR thinks people skilled with computers shouldn’t have to go to long training sessions. I usually skip or “forget” and the answer is always “well, see if you can figure it out yourself”. And I do!
@HilarityEnsued thinks Mary-j should just be legal everywhere
@helenahhandbasket doesn’t check out men’s asses but checks out lady asses. I can’t argue with her on this.
@CinemaGoddess thinks twerking looks better if you’re wearing pants. As long as they are tight, sure.
@CTGirl30 thinks the moustache trend on clothing/cakes/decor is weird. Add cars to that!
@SGC29 also likes bald men. I agree there’s a point as a man where you just have to shave it. Luckily I’m not there.
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@scoutkate likes The Wanted
- “full term” discussion
@CinemaGoddess is fine with shopping on Thanksgiving night for black friday. My mom works retail and pointed out to me she’d rather work 8 PM - 2 AM Thursday (with holiday pay) than have to get to work at 3 AM for Black Friday.
@SoxGirl07 doesn’t think people should use the term DH unless they are referring to their husband. Very discussion inducing.
- Black Friday Shopping talk. Kinda can’t wait til Black Friday is over.
- We’ve come to the point where people stop making sense, apparently. Right about when I woke up.
@MrsEll would rather pay full price 3x than stand in a Black Friday line
@MrsEll thinks people should just leave when they GBCB.
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@ILoveNaps used to think DH = Designated Hitter. So love this!
- More DH/SO talk
@missyishere hates that posters who are deactivated leave with their posts. I assume that is why they deactivate?
@Holls2011 says slamming on your brakes as soon as the light turns yellow is stupid.
Somehow Ke$ha is in @LuckyDad ‘s Top Five right now.
- Alimony talk
@robinsokj thinks being a SAHM without being married is financially irresponsible
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
@Eva116 thinks: Adam Sandler is not funny. Squirrels are scary. Sarah Jessica Parker is pretty. Everyone should learn the phonetic alphabet. Adult women should not wear colored socks. Black, white, or cream. That's it.
@Nixieknox3 thinks bald men are sexy
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
LOL, oops. This was meant more to be an obviously false statement that could be ripped to shreds than a burn. I'm an awful AW. Truly, truly AWful.
Sorry I never came back to clarify. I can only bump while pumping.
Anyway, I don't sit up nights worrying about what others call their partner. To say my level of feels on this one reaches mildly annoyed would be exaggerating. When someone repeatedly says DH, then makes it clear they're not actually talking about a husband, it does make me do a double take though. And I was going for discussion inducing.
Maybe it comes from my desire to have proper labels on everything. Maybe it comes from what I'm used to. Maybe it comes from the eye rolling I do when an IRL acquaintance calls her boyfriend's mother her MIL. Even though they don't live together, don't have a kid and only see each weekly if that - in other words it's not all that deep of a commitment, as even she will admit.
Anyway, I certainly don't mean any of this as a judgement on anybody's relationship. IDGAF who is married or not. I just like proper labels.