I made this last night:
And OMG. OMG OMG OMG. Amaaaaaaaazing.
Clearly it's not health food, but it's no fun to count calories ALL the time. I roasted some broccoli alongside so there was at least one healthy element.
PS - WEAR GLOVES to dice the jalapeno. I didn't. Hours later, it was still burning under my nails. (Hand washing doesn't cut it -- the capsaicin binds to receptors in your skin and sticks.) I had DH take my contacts out for me before bed, since I was afraid I'd burn my eyes.