Monday confession

mrskait13

I eat my lunch in the conference room (not the break room) at my work because I want at least 1 hour of total silence. No kids asking me questions. No husband. No phones ringing. No co workers talking. Just me and my dang food. I look forward to my hour every day I am at work. it's bliss.

JANCANDANCE

I pretend like I'm always taking the longest sh!t of my life. My little slice of heaven.

BunnyLove416

I close my door and ignore all knocks. 

costa2011

I purposefully forget things I need at Target so that I can run there again at random times and get away for a bit.

KellenHi21

I had a bowl of Ice cream after my run this morning.

tsaman1003

I keep eating lactation cookies as an excuse to eat cookies...haven't seen any increase in my supply. It takes awhile....right?

JessicaKS

I pretend LO is still nursing when in fact she has fallen asleep on my lap already so I can continue to waste time on my phone instead of helping my husband make dinner.

WasNotWas

I take naps in the pumping room at work.

amberdt03

@ciahanna I could never get away with that, my husband brings him into the bathroom while I'm showering. Maybe I should start locking the door. Or closing the door for that matter.

Edit: hit post too soon

mamainVA2013

I'm supposed to be at work at 8 today (teacher workday). We don't have to sign in at my school, but are required to still be there, and at 8:30 I have to be at a workshop at another school. I'm going to a coffee shop and then to my workshop. No one will notice, but I never break work rules. I'm such a rebel today.

Know this is a Tuesday confession, but I had to share this somewhere!

flerlgirl

If I wake up earlier than DS I get as low to the floor as I can while I pass his RnP so he won't see me and think it's time to play and/or wake up. 

HeartLikeMine3

@flerlgirl I do this too. Friday LO was sleeping in his swing and me and DH crawled into the kitchen to get beers and drank them in bed lol