s/o short people in the campaign promises

ASmallWonder

I don't want to put this story in there because it's funny and that thread is SERIOUS BIZNESS!

Do you guys know the song "Short People" by Randy Newman?  My father used to play that TO ME as a child.  Thank god I have a good sense of humor lol  For those who don't know:

Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
`Round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here

WasNotWas

https://youtu.be/1NvgLkuEtkA

HeartLikeMine3

Wow that's really funny!!! Your dad must be a character.

Murphie82

My dad used to sing this every now and again.  He's 6'1" and my mom is 5'.  He sang it after they were divorced.  Bitter much?