So this was prompted from DH last night after I made a move on him, and he asked "are you going to rape me honey?" (Back story: I had my trigger shot on Tues, & DH went out of town early this morning) Needless to say he didn't really have a choice and we BDed.
"You know you're TTC when __you BD even when you don't want to/aren't in the mood__"
What are some more?? Funny, serious,whatever you got. ***Bonus for personal stories
You know you're TTC when you are sitting at your desk trying to be discreet with an OPK hidden up your sleeve while you wait for the bathroom to open up.
You know you're TTC when you are sitting at your desk trying to be discreet with an OPK hidden up your sleeve while you wait for the bathroom to open up.
You know you're TTC (with IF) when at your eye doctors appointment today when asked to list all medications you're taking you put *Ask me for the list* and when the doc does you rattle off "Baby asprin, pre natals, 2000 mg metformin, 600mg Co Q 10, 225iu Ganirelix, and .01 minivelle patches and I'll start PIO next week" without batting an eye.
OR you know you're FWP for so long that for the first time in four years you have to buy condoms (for IVF cycle) and you get sticker shock "It costs $8 for three condoms?!?" Yet you have no problem handing over $10 for FRERs each month.
You know you're TTC (with IF) when at your eye doctors appointment today when asked to list all medications you're taking you put *Ask me for the list* and when the doc does you rattle off "Baby asprin, pre natals, 2000 mg metformin, 600mg Co Q 10, 225iu Ganirelix, and .01 minivelle patches and I'll start PIO next week" without batting an eye.
OR you know you're FWP for so long that for the first time in four years you have to buy condoms (for IVF cycle) and you get sticker shock "It costs $8 for three condoms?!?" Yet you have no problem handing over $10 for FRERs each month.
I almost feel out of my chair laughing at this!!! Funny but so true.
You know you're TTC when words that were never part of your vocabulary before-OPKs, ovulation, fertility week, POAS, reproductive endocrinologist, cervical mucous, missed miscarriage, FWP, HIO, etc-but now roll off your tongue regularly.
~ES~
~*~EVERYONE always welcome!!~*~
TTC #1 since October 2012
BFP #1 11/22/12 EDD 7/29/13 MMC 1/14/13, D&C 1/16/13 BFP #2 5/7/13 EDD 1/14/2014 Ectopic discovered 5/21/13, lost left tube Referred to RE, blood work done August 2013, AMH 0.27, all else normal, HSG clear
BFP #3 12/1/13 EDD 8/8/14, MC 12/24/13
January 2014: RE #2, blood work repeated, homozygous MTHFR c677t, SHG clear
BFP #4 4/7/14 EDD 12/15/14Our rainbow was born 12/6/14 at 4:26pm!
you can take your temp and and check your CM in the dark with your eyes closed.
05/31/1997: Married DH - Began TTC right away | 08/2002: Diagnosed with PCOS, Endometriosis
10/05/2005: Adpoted DS - Funniest boy ever! 09/2007: Ectopic with rupture - lost right tube | 09/2012: Ectopic - saved the left tube 08/05/2013: BFP not ectopic | EDD: 4/22/2014 | 09/15/2013: Miscarried at home
Underwent Gastric Bypass 01/06/2014 to help with PCOS and weight. Lost 186 lbs - had to TTA for 1 year Burned the bench 01/20/15 - Medicated Cycle with Clomid and HCG trigger shot on 02/08/2015 ++++ BFP 2/17/18 ++++ EDD 10/26/2015
"Now the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, that ye may abound in hope, through the power of the Holy Ghost." ~ Romans 15:13
OR you know you're FWP for so long that for the first time in four years you have to buy condoms (for IVF cycle) and you get sticker shock "It costs $8 for three condoms?!?" Yet you have no problem handing over $10 for FRERs each month.
I was seriously blown away at how much they cost too. Plus how uncomfortable some are. We finally found some that worked for us and bought a giant box. No more of the piddly 3 a box.
THE DARK SIDE IT IS
and GBCB
BFP 8/2/12 EDD 4/9/13 Addie was delivered 1/4/13 at 26 weeks due to Eclampsia
BFP 9/15/14 EDD 5/28/15 Please be ourR AI NBOWtake home baby BOY
you can take your temp and and check your CM in the dark with your eyes closed.
you can check you CM in the dark?!?! I'm impressed!!
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Not sure if it came from talent or laziness...but it's only on days when I think I know what it is going to be "yup still sticky."
05/31/1997: Married DH - Began TTC right away | 08/2002: Diagnosed with PCOS, Endometriosis
10/05/2005: Adpoted DS - Funniest boy ever! 09/2007: Ectopic with rupture - lost right tube | 09/2012: Ectopic - saved the left tube 08/05/2013: BFP not ectopic | EDD: 4/22/2014 | 09/15/2013: Miscarried at home
Underwent Gastric Bypass 01/06/2014 to help with PCOS and weight. Lost 186 lbs - had to TTA for 1 year Burned the bench 01/20/15 - Medicated Cycle with Clomid and HCG trigger shot on 02/08/2015 ++++ BFP 2/17/18 ++++ EDD 10/26/2015
"Now the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, that ye may abound in hope, through the power of the Holy Ghost." ~ Romans 15:13
Re: Fill in the Blank~~~"You know you're TTC when______"
TTC since October 2012
BFP#1 1/11/13, EDD 9/19/13, M/C at 9wk6dy
BFP#2 11/12/13, DS born 7/28/14!
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BFP# 2 3/9/13: EDD 11/12/13 m/c 3/15/13 @ 5w3d
RPL testing shows one copy of MTHFR gene mutation.
My rainbow baby Isaac has arrived!
BFP #2: EDD 9/3/13~~Slow HB at 1st U/S~~MMC -Loss on 2/13/13
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TTC #1 since June 2012
Current Status: IVF with ICSI and PGS
Genetic, RPL, SA and Fertility testing = Normal/Good HSG = All Clear
BFP #1 12.30.2012 || Blighted Ovum 02.05.2013 || D&C 02.11.2013
BFP #2 09.10.2013 || c/p 09.12.2013
BFP #3 12.1.2013 || mm/c 01.15.14 || D&C 01.21.14 chromosome abnormality
May 2014: Residual HCG and retained tissue found
05.13.2014: Hysteroscopy D&C to find and remove retained tissue
June 2014: Tissue sample results indicate a partial molar pregnancy
May - Aug 2014: TTA for monitoring and testing
08.21.2014: Hysteroscopy to remove minor scar tissue - the result of 3 D&Cs
Sept/Oct: IUI #1 Femara + Bravelle + Ovidrel = BFN
Oct/Nov: IUI #2 Femara + Ovidrel = BFN
Nov/Dec: IUI #3 Femara + Bravelle + Ovidrel = BFN
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DD Born 11.27.2011
BFP 9.19.2013 - EDD 6.1.2014 - MMC @ 8 weeks 3 days
IUI#4 1/23/13 on 75iu x9 Follistim = BFP then chem preg m/c (Feb 2013)
IUI#5 BFN (April 2013)
S/PAIFW , S/PALW
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BFP #2 5/7/13 EDD 1/14/2014 Ectopic discovered 5/21/13, lost left tube
Referred to RE, blood work done August 2013, AMH 0.27, all else normal, HSG clear
09/2007: Ectopic with rupture - lost right tube | 09/2012: Ectopic - saved the left tube
08/05/2013: BFP not ectopic | EDD: 4/22/2014 | 09/15/2013: Miscarried at home
Burned the bench 01/20/15 - Medicated Cycle with Clomid and HCG trigger shot on 02/08/2015
++++ BFP 2/17/18 ++++ EDD 10/26/2015
Also, you know you're TTC when you give up your beloved wine. (Atleast I have )
(discovered @ 11 weeks. Poppy measured 7 weeks)
~Married August 27, 2011~
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TTCAL February siggy challenge: Olympic Fails:
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THE DARK SIDE IT IS
and GBCB
BFP 8/2/12 EDD 4/9/13 Addie was delivered 1/4/13 at 26 weeks due to Eclampsia
BFP 9/15/14 EDD 5/28/15 Please be our R A I N B O W take home baby BOY
~All AL always welcome~
BFP #2: EDD 9/3/13~~Slow HB at 1st U/S~~MMC -Loss on 2/13/13
BFP#4 3/17/14 - rainbow Baby BOY arrived 11/10/14 !!
DX: Uterine Septum - Resection 9/5/13 || MTHFR Hetero A1298C || My Chart
09/2007: Ectopic with rupture - lost right tube | 09/2012: Ectopic - saved the left tube
08/05/2013: BFP not ectopic | EDD: 4/22/2014 | 09/15/2013: Miscarried at home
Burned the bench 01/20/15 - Medicated Cycle with Clomid and HCG trigger shot on 02/08/2015
++++ BFP 2/17/18 ++++ EDD 10/26/2015
BFP #1 : 3/20/13 | EDD: 12/1/13 | MC: 4/15/13
BFP #2: 1/9/14 | EDD: 9/21/14
Welcomed our rainbow bear on 8/31/14
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