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My kids are hilarious.

N's class went to a pumpkin patch yesterday.  K's class didn't go.  N came home with a little pumpkin.  When DH picked the girls up, K honed in on the pumpkin and refused to let it go.  N didn't care.  Last night, the following happened:

DH:  K, do you love daddy?
K:  Yes.
DH:  K, do you love sister?
K:  Yes.
DH:  K, do you love mommy?
K:  No.  I love my pumpkin. 

She comes into the kitchen where I'm cleaning up dinner dishes:

K: Mommy?
Me: Yes?
K:  Eat pumpkin now?
Me:  No, we're not eating the pumpkin now.
K;  Smash pumpkin now?  SMASH IT.
Me: Ok, Hulk.  No, we're not smashing pumpkin now.
K:  Eat pumpkin now?
Me:  No. 
K:  ::to pumpkin::  It's ok, pumpkin. I'll eat you later.  Inna minute.  

lololololol.  

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Unable to even.  

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