N's class went to a pumpkin patch yesterday. K's class didn't go. N came home with a little pumpkin. When DH picked the girls up, K honed in on the pumpkin and refused to let it go. N didn't care. Last night, the following happened:
DH: K, do you love daddy?
K: Yes.
DH: K, do you love sister?
K: Yes.
DH: K, do you love mommy?
K: No. I love my pumpkin.
She comes into the kitchen where I'm cleaning up dinner dishes:
K: Mommy?
Me: Yes?
K: Eat pumpkin now?
Me: No, we're not eating the pumpkin now.
K; Smash pumpkin now? SMASH IT.
Me: Ok, Hulk. No, we're not smashing pumpkin now.
K: Eat pumpkin now?
Me: No.
K: ::to pumpkin:: It's ok, pumpkin. I'll eat you later. Inna minute.
lololololol.


Unable to even.
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