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Karma is a b!tch

Remember that time I was all "E's poops are ALWAYS ploppable!!!111!!" Well consider me served.

I just spent half an hour spraying peanut butter and blueberry poo diapers all the while alternately spraying and vomiting into the bath tub (bc I couldn't vomit in the poopy toilet!) thanks to my pregnancy super nose and insane gag reflex.

THEN I got to spend another half hour on my hands and knees cleaning a vomity bath tub and dripped poo water on the floor between the bathroom and the laundry room. While still gagging.

This is the crap people are thinking of when they say CDing is gross and they could never do it.

It's a damn good thing CDs are so freaking adorable and functional.
TTC with PCOS since November 2009
IUI#1 Femara/Ovidrel (cd 3-7) = BFP, m/c
IUI#2 Femara/Ovidrel (cd 5-9) = BFN
IUI#3 Femara/Ovidrel (cd 3-7) = BFP!
beta #1 11/23 = 270, P4 = 75
beta #2 11/28 = 2055
Our daughter E was born 7/29/2012!
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  • oh no! that does not sound fun.  Maybe you could order surgical/face masks to help with the gag reflex? Was it the smell or just the whole situation? 

    that really stinks...I'm so sorry
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  • @mandmeesh haha, very punny, that stinks. You are clever.

    Mh usually sprays since I've been so vomity. But he's OOT right now. Her poo is never that bad though. FX it doesn't happen again.
    TTC with PCOS since November 2009
    IUI#1 Femara/Ovidrel (cd 3-7) = BFP, m/c
    IUI#2 Femara/Ovidrel (cd 5-9) = BFN
    IUI#3 Femara/Ovidrel (cd 3-7) = BFP!
    beta #1 11/23 = 270, P4 = 75
    beta #2 11/28 = 2055
    Our daughter E was born 7/29/2012!
    Surprise, our 2nd daughter P was born 5/22/14!
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  • TJ1979 said:
    @mandmeesh haha, very punny, that stinks. You are clever. Mh usually sprays since I've been so vomity. But he's OOT right now. Her poo is never that bad though. FX it doesn't happen again.
    maybe you can leave him the poopy dipes.  when does he get back?
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  • He comes back tomorrow. I should have just left them. But he hinted how it sure would be nice if laundry were done when he got home. I haven't done any except dipes in 3 weeks. I was trying to be good.
    TTC with PCOS since November 2009
    IUI#1 Femara/Ovidrel (cd 3-7) = BFP, m/c
    IUI#2 Femara/Ovidrel (cd 5-9) = BFN
    IUI#3 Femara/Ovidrel (cd 3-7) = BFP!
    beta #1 11/23 = 270, P4 = 75
    beta #2 11/28 = 2055
    Our daughter E was born 7/29/2012!
    Surprise, our 2nd daughter P was born 5/22/14!
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  • Hey @kklamb, did you have your baby?
    TTC with PCOS since November 2009
    IUI#1 Femara/Ovidrel (cd 3-7) = BFP, m/c
    IUI#2 Femara/Ovidrel (cd 5-9) = BFN
    IUI#3 Femara/Ovidrel (cd 3-7) = BFP!
    beta #1 11/23 = 270, P4 = 75
    beta #2 11/28 = 2055
    Our daughter E was born 7/29/2012!
    Surprise, our 2nd daughter P was born 5/22/14!
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  • LOL @kklamb10! Sorry @TJ1979.  That sounds truly awful!

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  • TJ1979 said:
    He comes back tomorrow. I should have just left them. But he hinted how it sure would be nice if laundry were done when he got home. I haven't done any except dipes in 3 weeks. I was trying to be good.

    I would have hinted how it would have been nice if men were capable of giving life to babies. Lol. Also, ditto what MK said. I'm sure it wasn't actually funny, but the visual kind of is.
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  • If I didn't think y'all would get a good laugh at me, I wouldn't have posted it. :)
    TTC with PCOS since November 2009
    IUI#1 Femara/Ovidrel (cd 3-7) = BFP, m/c
    IUI#2 Femara/Ovidrel (cd 5-9) = BFN
    IUI#3 Femara/Ovidrel (cd 3-7) = BFP!
    beta #1 11/23 = 270, P4 = 75
    beta #2 11/28 = 2055
    Our daughter E was born 7/29/2012!
    Surprise, our 2nd daughter P was born 5/22/14!
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  • DS rarely has ploppable poo. And when it is, it totally splashes me in the face when it hits the water b/c it has been so long since the last time that I forgot how much it splashes. So yeah...I laughed. But then I remembered karma and the fact that we might try to get KU soon, putting me in this exact situation on a daily basis, so I take my laugh back and substitute a hasty, "Oh, that sucks, TJ!"
                 

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  • DS rarely has ploppable poo. And when it is, it totally splashes me in the face when it hits the water b/c it has been so long since the last time that I forgot how much it splashes. So yeah...I laughed. But then I remembered karma and the fact that we might try to get KU soon, putting me in this exact situation on a daily basis, so I take my laugh back and substitute a hasty, "Oh, that sucks, TJ!"

    Oh, that sucks, TJ!
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    Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste,
    It all revolves around you.
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