Official intro

LissaLee

First of all, after last night's post I kinda feel like I peaked already. 7.9K? How am I ever gonna top that?

Anyway, I've been married for 10 years, have 3 adorable kids and work part-time as a respiratory therapist evenings and weekends.

Any other topics that I need to address?

Also, here's a pic of said adorable kids.

CinemaGoddess

Why didn't you say "hi"?

LissaLee

CinemaGoddess said:

Why didn't you say "hi"?

I tried. I introduced myself to one of the girls who was not a Bumpie but she was not interested in talking. The Bump girls had already left the tailgate and Mr Missy didn't know where they were.  

SandyClam

Did you makeout with the virgin BIL?

And, hi!

missyishere

I'm legit dying that you showed my BIL your boobies. 

LissaLee

SandyClam said:

Did you makeout with the virgin BIL?

And, hi!

Nope. Not to say I wouldn't have given other circumstances cause he's a good guy, but I was engaged to DH. BIL was a groomsman in our wedding.

missyishere

We need to make him a match.com profile or sumshit.  There has to be someone as in love with the Simpsons and good musical taste as him out there. 

missyishere

Well, @lexilupin, there are very few red-heads left, and I married one.  Maybe you are my long lost in-law?

missyishere

Ooh, that means you're related to Benedict Cumberbatch @andrea99. Tell him to :-c

Karbird5

LexiLupin said:

Wait, I don't want to be related to Benny, I want to shag him.

Backfire.
It's okay so long as we're only distant cousins, yah?

Titted for shag. That's fun to say.

missyishere

LexiLupin said:

Wait, I don't want to be related to Benny, I want to shag him. Backfire. It's okay so long as we're only distant cousins, yah?

All I keep thinking about is the scene in Joe Dirt with his sister.