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stoneycakes

@AFwifelife made me think of this conversation starter.  Have you ever walked in one anyone?  Or been walked in on?  Share!

stoneycakes

Unfortunately, I have no stories to get this one started.  But I want to hear yours!

Mandmeesh

My dad's girlfriend walked in on my (now) hubby and I.  Which resulted in her quickly leaving the room and then going to get my dad. lol

we were completely covered up, but we were in her house after we said we were going to hang out down town.

My dad just came in and sat down on the bed and was like "come on guys" lol

stoneycakes

Mandmeesh said:

My dad's girlfriend walked in on my (now) hubby and I.  Which resulted in her quickly leaving the room and then going to get my dad. lol

we were completely covered up, but we were in her house after we said we were going to hang out down town.

My dad just came in and sat down on the bed and was like "come on guys" lol

Sounds about right.

Into+the+Kitty

I wasn't walked in on, really, but here's a kind of similar story. There's backstory to it, too. Our first apartment was a house that had been converted into a duplex and we lived downstairs, so the washer and dryer were in the kitchen of all places. The front door led into the kitchen, then the next room was the living room and then the bedroom, and the one and only bathroom was off of the kitchen literally right next to the front door. I pretty frequently would throw my towel into the dryer to get it warm and fluffy for when I got out of the shower, and just would walk out and grab it. My now MIL used to come over to my house constantly uninvited, and she often tried to let herself in. So his time, I was in the shower and as I got out heard my phone going off. It was her, and I ignored it since I was literally sopping wet and hadn't even grabbed my towel out of the dryer yet. All of a sudden, I hear the fucking doorknob turn, as MIL tries to walk in, meanwhile I'm standing there with no fucking way to cover myself, since even the damn shower curtain was one of those nasty clear vinyl sheets. Thank GOD I had locked the door, but I was so pissed off.

I brought it up to J and he addressed the constant unwanted drop bys, which of course didn't go over well because she's a fucking narcissist, but she finally said she'd stop. We ended up moving within the next month after this happened (to a house with a bathroom off the master bedroom, lol). Then one afternoon, J and I were gettin' down with our bad selves, and just as we finish, we hear a knock on our front door. He threw on pants, I don't even think he had underwear on, and answered the door, and it's his fucking mother and HER FRIEND. I hear her say to him that 'Oh we were in the neighborhood, and I wanted to show her your new apartment!' Wtf. And the dumb bitch was smug as hell about it because we'd literally just 'resolved' the issue with her saying she wouldn't stop by like that anymore. J was mad, but didn't know what to do so showed them some of our house and then was like, 'You can't go in there, ITK's napping.' And I heard them go, 'In the middle of the day?' Man, I wish I had the balls back then to invite them in while I laid in bed wrapped up in the sheets, smiling and flushed with post coital bliss. You'd think my half naked SO might give them a clue.

candlequeen

ITK, you  need your mouth washed out with soap girl! jk )

When I was in hs, my friend walked in on me and my bf and he was going down on me. so embarrassing!!! 

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TJ1979

Here's a terrible story.  When MH and I met, he was separated from his wife and in the process of getting a divorce.  And when I say in the process, I mean, like, she moved out the night we met.  It was really way too soon and neither or us was looking for anything serious.  But on our third date, I stayed at his place.  (He lived an hour away from me, and we had been drinking, it was the responsible thing to do.)  I wake up in the morning to hear his wife... not knocking on the front door, but knocking on the freaking bedroom door.  I was so embarrassed, and can't believe that I ever spoke to him again.  This story doesn't exactly fit the prompt, but I wanted to share anyway.

stoneycakes

TJ1979 said:

Here's a terrible story.  When MH and I met, he was separated from his wife and in the process of getting a divorce.  And when I say in the process, I mean, like, she moved out the night we met.  It was really way too soon and neither or us was looking for anything serious.  But on our third date, I stayed at his place.  (He lived an hour away from me, and we had been drinking, it was the responsible thing to do.)  I wake up in the morning to hear his wife... not knocking on the front door, but knocking on the freaking bedroom door.  I was so embarrassed, and can't believe that I ever spoke to him again.  This story doesn't exactly fit the prompt, but I wanted to share anyway.

Oh man, I would have been mortified. How awkward!

TJ1979

@stoneycakes, Yep, totally was.

nanabanana06

When I was a teen me and my ex were getting it on... loudly... on my living room couch. Nobody was supposed to be home for hours. My aunt (who lived with us) came home during it. We freaked and ran naked into the kitchen. She didn't tell my mom. Thank goodness!

Another time an ex and I decided to have some fun on a deserted trail in the middle of the woods. We get interrupted by some cyclists. Whoops.

TJ1979

TJ1979 said:

@stoneycakes, Yep, totally was.

Silver lining?  B was fat.  I mean, like whoa.  Made me feel much better about myself.

CLLDLL

When I was in HS I dated this guy that went to my church.  He parents knew my parents.  We'd been friends forever. 

After we'd been dating for a good 6 months, he came over one Saturday night in December to hang out with my family.  Supper, board games, that sort of hang out.  Afterwards we started watching a movie in the family room.  My parents & siblings went to bed so we thought it was great time for a make-out/heavy petting session, in the dark, with just the Christmas tree lights on.  Mid-session in walks my dad who makes a surprised noise, mumbles something about turning off the Christmas tree lights and fire hazards, and goes back to bed.  I was mortified, but dear old dad never mentioned it again!

nanabanana06

Oh, when I was with XDC (ex douche canoe) our roommates would try to walk in on us while we got it on and lay down next to us. It was a weird practice, but it was their "game". This is what I get for being the only female in a house full of 22-24 year old men.

Mandmeesh

Wow, ITK, MIL sounds like a peach

Mandmeesh

Into+the+Kitty said:

I wasn't walked in on, really, but here's a kind of similar story. There's backstory to it, too. Our first apartment was a house that had been converted into a duplex and we lived downstairs, so the washer and dryer were in the kitchen of all places. The front door led into the kitchen, then the next room was the living room and then the bedroom, and the one and only bathroom was off of the kitchen literally right next to the front door. I pretty frequently would throw my towel into the dryer to get it warm and fluffy for when I got out of the shower, and just would walk out and grab it. My now MIL used to come over to my house constantly uninvited, and she often tried to let herself in. So his time, I was in the shower and as I got out heard my phone going off. It was her, and I ignored it since I was literally sopping wet and hadn't even grabbed my towel out of the dryer yet. All of a sudden, I hear the fucking doorknob turn, as MIL tries to walk in, meanwhile I'm standing there with no fucking way to cover myself, since even the damn shower curtain was one of those nasty clear vinyl sheets. Thank GOD I had locked the door, but I was so pissed off.

I brought it up to J and he addressed the constant unwanted drop bys, which of course didn't go over well because she's a fucking narcissist, but she finally said she'd stop. We ended up moving within the next month after this happened (to a house with a bathroom off the master bedroom, lol). Then one afternoon, J and I were gettin' down with our bad selves, and just as we finish, we hear a knock on our front door. He threw on pants, I don't even think he had underwear on, and answered the door, and it's his fucking mother and HER FRIEND. I hear her say to him that 'Oh we were in the neighborhood, and I wanted to show her your new apartment!' Wtf. And the dumb bitch was smug as hell about it because we'd literally just 'resolved' the issue with her saying she wouldn't stop by like that anymore. J was mad, but didn't know what to do so showed them some of our house and then was like, 'You can't go in there, ITK's napping.' And I heard them go, 'In the middle of the day?' Man, I wish I had the balls back then to invite them in while I laid in bed wrapped up in the sheets, smiling and flushed with post coital bliss. You'd think my half naked SO might give them a clue.

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Into+the+Kitty

Yeah, we've had no contact with her or my FIL for over a year now. They're not good people in any way. That story was one of the better memories I have if my MIL.

Also I have a post that belongs in the Wednesday Confessions thread but I'm too afraid of the flaaaaames lol.

Mandmeesh

stoneycakes

Into+the+Kitty said:

Yeah, we've had no contact with her or my FIL for over a year now. They're not good people in any way. That story was one of the better memories I have if my MIL.

Also I have a post that belongs in the Wednesday Confessions thread but I'm too afraid of the flaaaaames lol.

Post it! I will be sooooo gentle.

Into+the+Kitty

Lol, well the Arrested Dvelopment gif is always close to my heart....

Mandmeesh

H and I went on a hike up a mountain that was a few thousand feet up two summers ago.  The end point is a nice rock face that looks out onto the entire PA countryside (one of the counties).  When we got to the top we both got randy...right away.  About 10 minutes in we had to quickly jump up and get dressed because two women were hiking through. 

They even stopped and talked with us...they had no idea.  Pretty funny

candlequeen

Confess it!!!!!