Slightly uncharacteristic vent from me: I rarely post on Facebook anymore (TB has supplanted my FB usage because it is more relevant to my life right now). And here's a good example of why.
My innocuous status update: "I have a feeling I will have two settings in October: eating, sleeping."
Pregnancy Know-It-All friend: sleeping, not so much. Eating and peeing, more like it."
Well, since she lives four states away and doesn't keep current with me much, I respond: "That's one stereotype I've been fortunate to avoid so far."
Her response: "Talk to me at week 36."
Nails on a motherf*cking chalkboard. For a woman who's been pregnant twice and has had plenty of friends with children, you'd think she'd know a) every pregnancy is different, b) that since I don't post much, she doesn't know what's going on in my pregnancy and c) shut the f*ck up with your know-it-all tone. Back to TB I go, adios Facebook.
Where's my bag of fun-sized Butterfingers, dammit?