Ahem...

TheLibrarianTTGP

because the library is open.

Are there people in your life that need to be read some things? Could be your significant other, a co-worker, a fellow bumpie. I have officially opened my library for those of you that would like to read. 

Remember, it is against the Terms of Use to directly call out a bumpie. So mind your p's and q's. No name calling, no harassing, no threatening. Just read them something. It is not against the TOU to directly call out people in your own life, however, as the librarian I feel names would not be appropriate. 

Let's do some reading.

hupp0013

What?

TheLibrarianTTGP

@jconno

I shall educate you, and others whom are too frightened to come forward, on the art of reading.

Reading: (verb) In gay culture, the act of pointing out a flaw in someone else (usually publicly and in front of them) and exaggerating it.

Example: My coworker's hair looks like a butch lesbian and a little dutch boy mated and had children. She shouldn't have went to cost cutters, because it cost her her dignity. 

CMSullivan326

TheLibrarianTTGP said:

@jconno

I shall educate you, and others whom are too frightened to come forward, on the art of reading.

Reading: (verb) In gay culture, the act of pointing out a flaw in someone else (usually publicly and in front of them) and exaggerating it.

Example: My coworker's hair looks like a butch lesbian and a little dutch boy mated and had children. She shouldn't have went to cost cutters, because it cost her her dignity. 

So basically, talk shit about someone behind their back. Gotcha.

WillCMyInk

 ETA: Fixed...

duncs107

Ahahahaha!!! I have a bumpie crush on someone.

duncs107

Oooh ooh I have one!!

To my ex bestie: gurl you don't have a cold sore, that shit is straight HERPES. I was there the night you contracted it, and if that's what your face looks like I can only imagine the horror story happening in your pants.

duncs107

thekikimonster said:

and it isn't necessarily mean. God dammit, hasn't anyone learned anything?!

Oh....mine was mean. Lol

megemoney

Aww, I remember @thekikimonster 's AE(s). 

tealowl

I don't think I've seen anyone coming out of Cost Cutters that wasn't a butch lesbian.

Am I doing this right?

seventhumbs

lovelym13 said:

Oooh ooh I have one!!

To my ex bestie: gurl you don't have a cold sore, that shit is straight HERPES. I was there the night you contracted it, and if that's what your face looks like I can only imagine the horror story happening in your pants.

Ouch! Love it...

yurmom

gonzol said:

lovelym13 said:

Ahahahaha!!! I have a bumpie crush on someone.

lovelym13 said:

lovelym13 said:

___

lovelym13 said:

Do share with the class. 

Me...duh

TheLibrarianTTGP

tealowl said:

I don't think I've seen anyone coming out of Cost Cutters that wasn't a butch lesbian.

Am I doing this right?

Even though this made me laugh, to read someone is to read a single person. 

duncs107

slappalicious said:

gonzol said:

lovelym13 said:

Ahahahaha!!! I have a bumpie crush on someone.

lovelym13 said:

lovelym13 said:

___

lovelym13 said:

Do share with the class. 

I believe she was inferring that she likes this AE.


Yeah, this is magnificent.

yurmom

What is BOAB? Bitch out a bumpie? Just guessing

TheLibrarianTTGP

gonzol said:

I'm kind of sad I still don't understand how to play this game. Wah!

Basically call someone out in your life or a bumpie. Don't use names, because that's considered not nice. I want to keep the Library open and using names of people/bumpies would caused the Library to be banned and permanently shut down. 

Another example: So there's this bumpie....gurl just because you sit around and post all day long does not make you a regular. You're trying harder than the little train that could and it's not cute. Pump those breaks sweetie. 

CrazyDaisy8

To my neighbor: You are 7 months pregnant and are still wearing the same clothes you wore pre-pregnancy. Yesterday you bent over and I had a full cooter shot. Please, learn to dress and stop trying to be a 16 yr old. You are 35, you need to freakin dress like it.

yurmom

TheLibrarianTTGP said:

gonzol said:

I'm kind of sad I still don't understand how to play this game. Wah!

Basically call someone out in your life or a bumpie. Don't use names, because that's considered not nice. I want to keep the Library open and using names of people/bumpies would caused the Library to be banned and permanently shut down. 

Another example: So there's this bumpie....gurl just because you sit around and post all day long does not make you a regular. You're trying harder than the little train that could and it's not cute. Pump those breaks sweetie. 

Oooooo...this could get fun

amberhoothoot

I don't think i'm going to be good at this... but at least google and Urban Dictionary helped me out...

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=throwing shade

Picking out one's flaws in a derogatory manner. Also called reading. Used extensively in the gay community and especially in drag queen culture. -Girl, you call yourself legendary! More like leg and dairy!  -Bitch, why you throwing shade? -Was your barbeque canceled? Because your grill is fucked up!  -You throwing beaucoup shade! -Jessica, those clothes look like a donkey fucked a piñata and threw up!  -Is the library closed yet? Because I'm tired of you throwing shade! 243 up, 168 down To insult or judge someone discreetly or indirectly. "I don't rely on tits to have hits." - Adele  This could be interpreted as "throwing shade" at Katy Perry.

Spookster

I don't like passive aggressive BS so if anyone has anything to say in regards to me, I would rather you just say it to me, publicly if you like or PM me. I swear I can handle it and I wont "report/flag" you.   :-*

TheLibrarianTTGP

gonzol said:

TheLibrarianTTGP said:

gonzol said:

I'm kind of sad I still don't understand how to play this game. Wah!

Basically call someone out in your life or a bumpie. Don't use names, because that's considered not nice. I want to keep the Library open and using names of people/bumpies would caused the Library to be banned and permanently shut down. 

Another example: So there's this bumpie....gurl just because you sit around and post all day long does not make you a regular. You're trying harder than the little train that could and it's not cute. Pump those breaks sweetie. 

Ahh. I see. I'm still sad.. Anonymous BOAB/IRLfriend is no fun. 

Let me think if I have anything fun to share...

I share in this sadness. It's just the way it has to be now. 

tealowl

CrazyDaisy8 said:

To my neighbor: You are 7 months pregnant and are still wearing the same clothes you wore pre-pregnancy. Yesterday you bent over and I had a full cooter shot. Please, learn to dress and stop trying to be a 16 yr old. You are 35, you need to freakin dress like it.

That just ruined the Greek yogurt I was eating.

duncs107

Spookster said:

I don't like passive aggressivedc BS so if anyone has anything to say in regards to me, I would rather you just say it to me, publicly if you like or PM me. I swear I can handle it and I wont "report/flag" you.   :-*

Samesies! Even though everyone obviously loves me, I mean love is in my sn. Haha

CMSullivan326

thekikimonster said:

CMSullivan326 said:

TheLibrarianTTGP said:

@jconno

I shall educate you, and others whom are too frightened to come forward, on the art of reading.

Reading: (verb) In gay culture, the act of pointing out a flaw in someone else (usually publicly and in front of them) and exaggerating it.

Example: My coworker's hair looks like a butch lesbian and a little dutch boy mated and had children. She shouldn't have went to cost cutters, because it cost her her dignity. 

So basically, talk shit about someone behind their back. Gotcha.

Missed the bolded, eh?


Nope. I clearly saw the bolded.

If you post something about someone on the internet, that's not saying it to their face. It's behind their back. No?

[Deleted User]

I get all of my situational aggression out on Bitchfest Mondays and WTF Wednesdays. I can't think of anything bad to say about anyone I know in general.

Edit: Words are hard.

EmeJay

Sooo this thread is awkward

yurmom

BrightEyes112 said:

I don't like passive aggressivedc BS so if anyone has anything to say in regards to me, I would rather you just say it to me, publicly if you like or PM me. I swear I can handle it and I wont "report/flag" you.   :-*

Samesies! Even though everyone obviously loves me, I mean love is in my sn. Haha

All of this. I don't mind the harmless 'open letter' bitch about people irl but to come on here and be passive aggressive toward a bumpie knowing they will read it and wonder if it's them, but they cant defend themselves because it isn't blatant- that's bs.

Just say the Bumpie's name in Pig Latin

Spookster

BrightEyes112 said:

I don't like passive aggressivedc BS so if anyone has anything to say in regards to me, I would rather you just say it to me, publicly if you like or PM me. I swear I can handle it and I wont "report/flag" you.   :-*

Samesies! Even though everyone obviously loves me, I mean love is in my sn. Haha

All of this. I don't mind the harmless 'open letter' bitch about people irl but to come on here and be passive aggressive toward a bumpie knowing they will read it and wonder if it's them, but they cant defend themselves because it isn't blatant- that's bs.

Just say the Bumpie's name in Pig Latin

HAHA

EmeJay

dlsexton said:

BrightEyes112 said:

I don't like passive aggressivedc BS so if anyone has anything to say in regards to me, I would rather you just say it to me, publicly if you like or PM me. I swear I can handle it and I wont "report/flag" you.   :-*

Samesies! Even though everyone obviously loves me, I mean love is in my sn. Haha

All of this. I don't mind the harmless 'open letter' bitch about people irl but to come on here and be passive aggressive toward a bumpie knowing they will read it and wonder if it's them, but they cant defend themselves because it isn't blatant- that's bs.

Just say the Bumpie's name in Pig Latin

I did not know what it was so I Googled it and I found a translator!

I'm emejayyay

Subtil.

mmb248

EmeJay said:

dlsexton said:

BrightEyes112 said:

I don't like passive aggressivedc BS so if anyone has anything to say in regards to me, I would rather you just say it to me, publicly if you like or PM me. I swear I can handle it and I wont "report/flag" you.   :-*

Samesies! Even though everyone obviously loves me, I mean love is in my sn. Haha

All of this. I don't mind the harmless 'open letter' bitch about people irl but to come on here and be passive aggressive toward a bumpie knowing they will read it and wonder if it's them, but they cant defend themselves because it isn't blatant- that's bs.

Just say the Bumpie's name in Pig Latin

I did not know what it was so I Googled it and I found a translator!

I'm emejayyay

Subtil.

Your pig latin name sounds like someone cheering for you.  EmeJay yay!!!

TheLibrarianTTGP

BrightEyes112 said:

I don't like passive aggressivedc BS so if anyone has anything to say in regards to me, I would rather you just say it to me, publicly if you like or PM me. I swear I can handle it and I wont "report/flag" you.   :-*

Samesies! Even though everyone obviously loves me, I mean love is in my sn. Haha

All of this. I don't mind the harmless 'open letter' bitch about people irl but to come on here and be passive aggressive toward a bumpie knowing they will read it and wonder if it's them, but they cant defend themselves because it isn't blatant- that's bs.

We have to do it this way, passive aggressive if you'd like to call it that, because of the new TOU.  Trust me, the rules of the library 6 months ago would have allowed screen names to be used. The ways of The Bump are different now. If you don't want to participate, then don't; however, if you'd like to read a bumpie, family member, friend, or acquaintance something, then do so here.

That is all. 

mmb248

thekikimonster said:

No one has taken me to church.

Is that like a come to jesus meeting? 

DH hates those, but on occasion, I sit him down and explain that we need to come to jesus.  (and not in a prayer like way)

seventhumbs

mmb248 said:

thekikimonster said:

No one has taken me to church.

Is that like a come to jesus meeting? 

DH hates those, but on occasion, I sit him down and explain that we need to come to jesus.  (and not in a prayer like way)

I believe @thekikimonster is referring to the following reaction:

Philleigh

Hmmm... I'll try

Girl, I think real allergies are serious and the fact that you pretend to be allergic to shit pisses me off. Don't say you're allergic to something then eat something else with that ingredient in it. I think you just like the attention.

People with allergies of convenience make me stabby.

Edited because I hit done too soon

TheLibrarianTTGP

Gurl I think you've become soft in your old bumpie age. You've been around the block and could snark the biggest of bitches. I think you're a TOU sell out. 

Spookster

(:|- if you can't say it to the person why bother, ( not that I have anyone to call out). Just seems like it's defeating the purpose of getting the grievance aired. 

TheLibrarianTTGP

gonzol said:

thekikimonster said:

No one has taken me to church.

I like your shoes. 

That probably doesn't even count. Whatever. I suck at this game. 

you get an A+ for effort, and a gold star

TheLibrarianTTGP

Spookster said:

(:|- if you can't say it to the person why bother, ( not that I have anyone to call out). Just seems like it's defeating the purpose of getting the grievance aired. 

I just checked a book out of my library and it's about Party Poopers. 

Your picture was on the front cover. 

Philleigh

Elbug said:

Philleigh said:

Hmmm... I'll try Girl, I think real allergies are serious and the fact that you pretend to be allergic to shit pisses me off. Don't say you're allergic to something then eat something else with that ingredient in it. I think you just like the attention. Peo

OMG, she eats her own shit even though shes allergic to it?  Yikes 

Ha ha. She may as well eat her own shit. She's a very special snowflake whose shit doesn't stink, I'm sure.

Squeepatrol

TheLibrarianTTGP said:

gonzol said:

I'm kind of sad I still don't understand how to play this game. Wah!

Basically call someone out in your life or a bumpie. Don't use names, because that's considered not nice. I want to keep the Library open and using names of people/bumpies would caused the Library to be banned and permanently shut down. 

Another example: So there's this bumpie....gurl just because you sit around and post all day long does not make you a regular. You're trying harder than the little train that could and it's not cute. Pump those breaks sweetie. 

Wow, as someone who jumped into posting and to whom this could apply -- whether or not it did-- this just made me really, really sad.

Spookster

Does the TOU specifically say, "Thou shall not call out other bumpies?" because I just scoured that and I didn't see nothing in regards to "call outs" so I was just curious if it is highlighted somewhere.