funny convo between DS and DH

YankeePeach08

DS has been potty trained for quite a while but just started to stand up to pee (he just turned 3).

DH was helping him last night and DS said "maybe you can teach mommy how to go pee pee standing up like us"

  Dh  replied "uhhhhhh, mommy can't pee pee standing up."

  DS   "oh, because she has a special penis, right?"

  DH "something like that, let's go watch football"

later DH said to me "I think we need to teach DS what a vagina is"

This morning DS said "mommy, when you get a real penis you can stand up to pee pee like me and daddy do it"

Yup, it's time for that convo. Hopefully he has not had this conversation with his pre school teacher.

BoogieMonster629

LOL

DTNZ4Ever

Lol!

dancer7889

Too funny!

ladyglittersparkles

Hilarious

SassyFlats

OMG that just cracked me up! "When you get a real penis." You should have said "Sweetheart I'm not Pinocchio."

KariB509

LOVE this!! Thank you for sharing! Made me laugh!

ntdane

Lol!! We haven't gotten all the way potty trained yet but DS knows he and Daddy both have a penis. Once he tried telling me that I had one too and I told him no, Mommy and girls don't have a penis. He thought for a minute then said, Mommy has a diaper area! Well, not exactly but I'm not ready to get into the rest of that conversation yet!