Cunt Conglomerates

SandyClam

I remember someone calling us a bunch of cunt conglomerates, but I don't remember who. Anyhow, since @LuckyDad is one of the mods now, is he like the congealant for the conglomerate? @Mackalien13 is Head cunt, obviously. 

CinemaGoddess

No.  I wanted to be secretary.  Someone on the tumblr said I should be president.  

HCIC?  

LuckyDad

MabelShesTheBomb said:

Fucky only thinks he's the King of the cunt conglomerate. Really, he's our jester

I'd rather be the Master of Coin or maybe the Grand Maester.

CinemaGoddess

OH.  WAIT.  

Are we playing GOT characters?

I call Arya.  

CinemaGoddess

HilarityEnsued said:

I am the last remaining Targaryen of the Cunts.

Are you tho?

::raises eyebrow::

CinemaGoddess

I call mbenit as the Jon Snow. 

As in "You know nothing, Jon Snow."  

CinemaGoddess

I can be Cunt Ambassador to Various Boards.  

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CinemaGoddess

Everytime i see "cuntebago" i think it's some kind of venereal disease.  

SandyClam

I'll be the sandy cunt.

missyishere

Is there a Duchess? The Cuntchess? 

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LaurelBee

@spooko you can be the giver of cunt punts for those who really deserve it

SandyClam

OnederfulMother said:

I don't want any part in this. Cunt me out.

::Cunt punts OM right out of this thread::

nixieknox3

who is hand of the cunt?

SandyClam

@Mabelshesthebomb, you're the cervical mucus of the cunt.

missyishere

I fell into the rabbit hole. I'm Alice in Cunterland.

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I'm running for Cuntroller.

Please vote.

SandyClam

I was like, WTF is a cunt roller? And I was picturing you rolling everybody blunts. But I get it now, cun-troller!

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SandyClam

MrsSkull1107 said:

Cunt is my favourite curse word. I never use it because I save it for desperate situations but I treasure it.

I think someone already asked to be the cuntreasurer. You'll have to fight them for it.

virgin4lyfe

I attempted to write "counting numbers" and forgot an o during lecture. Being the class was for elementary teaching, I felt slightly guilty and corrected myself. But I thought of the conglomerate.

missyishere

Party foul

SandyClam

Where is @mbenit4? I always cunt on her to be cuntrary.

missyishere

Mary Mary Quite Cuntrary @Mbenti4.

virgin4lyfe

I could be persuaded, @mabelshethebomb
 For the record until I came on this site I winced every time someone used this word :P

missyishere

We're just cuntry boys and girls getting down on the farm. 

virgin4lyfe

@hilarityensued aw man I didn't even notice that. :P

missyishere

So does the Cuntglomerate meet on Wednesdays wearing pink?  

missyishere

HilarityEnsued said:

Lol at "came on this site"

I came, I saw, I cuntqured. 

klondikebar

Has Cuntropolis been thrown in the mix yet?

virgin4lyfe

I'm not sure I'm witty enough to be cuntretary. You guys are much better at word play than I am.

klondikebar

Twat did you say? I cunt hear you! I must have an ear infucktion. Give me a minute to finger it all out.

virgin4lyfe

I aspire to be able to make dirty word plays like @KlondikeBar by my mid-twenties.

missyishere

No eeyoring this thread.  We have it under cuntroll.  Just ask @overture.