Funny Doctor Comment

trackgirlparis

So I had my Strep B swab and cervical check today and when I asked if I was dilated at all, my doctor said "well it's not like Fort Knox or anything down there" hahaha I thought it was funny.

Anybody have your doc make any comical comments this pregnancy?

LeaLea123

Hahaha! Nice! No, my Dr is dry!

pmarie33

When I was pushing out DD, my doc and husband were talking about ordering a pizza and going for a beer run.

chelseyestelle

Nothing I can think of right now but that's way funny. 

pmarie33

And several weeks ago I mentioned that baby was a monster because he was so spastic all day long and sometimes really hurting me. She laughed then pouted really quick and said, "my babies aren't monsters".
Same OB. I love her.

anskip

Today at my cervical check mu dr was putting on his glove. As he did, it popped in half. He said "I wonder if this company makes condoms. We could really be in business".

LC122

Not my OB but one in the practice who I'm a fan of said I had a "cervix of steel" since I went two weeks over with little/nothing going on with my cervix.
It made me think of my cervix as a superhero of sorts.

trackgirlparis

anskip said:

Today at my cervical check mu dr was putting on his glove. As he did, it popped in half. He said "I wonder if this company makes condoms. We could really be in business".

That's hilarious!

meganleakraus

This gave me a good laugh!

norachris

Yeah the other day the doctor said he finally figured out why I hadn't gotten my period. Lol

yesthisiskim0401

While explaining my vaginal swelling a few weeks ago I described my vagina as "angry". My OB offered to check it out and I looked at him in horror (like WHY would anyone want to see that shit) and he said "well, it is my job to look at vaginas - pretty ones or angry ones". I even think its hilarious he described a vagina as pretty.

Bocatini

Yes.. I was told to use the pool because of some hip pain. I told her that I would need to buy a whale suit (cause I feel like a whale), she said that since the weather is so bad during the winter that most people get pregnant during that time of the year.... So she followed with "the good news is that you are in good company... It will be whale watching season". It sounds so bad, but it was so funny when she said it.