So I got this random text yesterday and I'm still trying to figure out how to respond/where to begin. For one I rarely speak to this person and by no means for certain reasons intend to allow my son to be in the same room as him. Not only does he decide to write me a novel, but the contents of his text make my eyes hurt. Though as rude as it is, I have to find some humor in this and thought I'd share.
Have you "expelled a parasite" yet? Brian & I are watching komo 4 news, one of the reporters Mary Nam, is also on the verge of exploding as well, so naturally you popped up in the conversation. Hows you durrin? Just bremember, if Ari decides to start coming out tomorrow (Tuesday) just push that lil fuckers head back up yr taco & keep yr legs crossed until wed. when I can get up there. However, if he decides he just *can't* Wait til then, gimme a ringie-dingie anyway, I *will* take my mummy's car, whether or not she agrees (or even knows) besides, the Audi is WWAAAYYYY nicer/posher/better in any/every way possible. :-D