T.Swift's 22 (weeks preggo) new lyrics

csandroo · September 2013

I'm 22 weeks preggo today so I wrote this parody to celebrate (to the tune of Taylor Swift's 22)

It feels like a perfect night to get up and pee 3 times
and wish I could be comfy - uh uh
It feels like a perfect night to eat everything I see
To fall in love with my body pillow uh uh

Yeah
I'm happy, aching, hungry, and horomonal at the same time
It's miserable and magical...
OH yeah
Tonights the night I have a nightmare my baby comes out a different race as me.. and has a mustache already.

UH oh!
I don't know about you
but I'm feeling 22 (weeks preggo)
Everything will be alright
If you just let me sleep
You're taking over my body
I guess you have to
Everything will be alright??
You just keep kicking me like
I'm 22 weeeks prego-o-o
22 weeks preggo-o-o

It feels like one of those nights
I cry over nothing
Too many emotions uh uh
It seems like one of those nights
I have heartburn and cankles
It's really disgusting, uh uh

It feels like one of those nights
I fall asleep at 8pm
It feels like one of those nights
You make me puke again
It feels like one of those nights
I'm sure I can't afford you
still I can't wait to hold you
can't wait to hold you!