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LadyXaverian
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I'M GBCBing!!!!11!! (Not Really) 1DR
LadyXaverian
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How the holy hell did I end up having a 1DR dream last night? IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT. You know who you are.
Here's how it happened:
I was on youtube searching to see if there were any new episodes of "Conversations with my 2 year old". Somewhere in the mix of video choices on the right, a video of an "amazing" performance from one of the international X Factor shows popped up. The kid looked cute. I watched. I was not terribly blown away. Next thing I know, there's a clip of Harry's original X factor audition is at the the list of choices, which lead to all of the other original X factor auditions, which lead to videos of their group X factor performances, which lead to videos of them performing at random venues, which lead to some of their "official" music videos. I finally quit after watching "The Little Things" official video with lyrics that only reminded me of Sookie's voice-over, which made me remember some of the dirty, dirty (oh my virgin ears) things she was saying as she narrated. I figured I ought to quit after that because I remembered @onederfulmother saying that if you let yourself fall into this trap, you'd wake up some weeks later in a 1d induced stupor, not remembering what happened, and there is no way I'm letting that happen to me.
So.
At some point last night, this dream surfaced in my subconscious. You'll have to forgive the vagueness:
I was in some kind of locker/shower room getting a shower (maybe at my gym?) and there was some buzz about 1D being in the building. I didn't think much of it. When I left the (gym?) I ended up in a parking garage with a few friends who had no faces (I'm assuming it was you biitches), and we came face-to-face with 1D. They were very cool and joking around with us. They insisted we get our picture taken with them. Who were we to argue? A whole gaggle of young girls showed up and wanted to be in on the picture. Being polite, we all let them in on the picture, but we were very happy when they left. We then got our picture alone with the guys. We continued to hang out with them for a long time (in the garage- not sure why we didn't go somewhere better...) and several of them tried to make out with me (duh), but I had to explain to them that I was married. They were very understanding, even though they weren't happy about it. They insisted we keep in touch with them and gave us their personal cell phone numbers and email addresses.
I woke up SO pissed off that I had this dream. I am NOT a Directioner. (Clearly evidenced by the fact that I turned down the opportunity to make out with them lmao.)
I am, however, ready to make my list.
1. Liam
very closely followed by...
2. Harry/Niall (it's practically a 3 way tie)
3. Louis/Zayn
That's as specific as I can get at this point, and I hope to never have the desire to consider this list any further.
You all suck, and I hate your faces so GBCB.
Here's how it happened:
I was on youtube searching to see if there were any new episodes of "Conversations with my 2 year old". Somewhere in the mix of video choices on the right, a video of an "amazing" performance from one of the international X Factor shows popped up. The kid looked cute. I watched. I was not terribly blown away. Next thing I know, there's a clip of Harry's original X factor audition is at the the list of choices, which lead to all of the other original X factor auditions, which lead to videos of their group X factor performances, which lead to videos of them performing at random venues, which lead to some of their "official" music videos. I finally quit after watching "The Little Things" official video with lyrics that only reminded me of Sookie's voice-over, which made me remember some of the dirty, dirty (oh my virgin ears) things she was saying as she narrated. I figured I ought to quit after that because I remembered @onederfulmother saying that if you let yourself fall into this trap, you'd wake up some weeks later in a 1d induced stupor, not remembering what happened, and there is no way I'm letting that happen to me.
So.
At some point last night, this dream surfaced in my subconscious. You'll have to forgive the vagueness:
I was in some kind of locker/shower room getting a shower (maybe at my gym?) and there was some buzz about 1D being in the building. I didn't think much of it. When I left the (gym?) I ended up in a parking garage with a few friends who had no faces (I'm assuming it was you biitches), and we came face-to-face with 1D. They were very cool and joking around with us. They insisted we get our picture taken with them. Who were we to argue? A whole gaggle of young girls showed up and wanted to be in on the picture. Being polite, we all let them in on the picture, but we were very happy when they left. We then got our picture alone with the guys. We continued to hang out with them for a long time (in the garage- not sure why we didn't go somewhere better...) and several of them tried to make out with me (duh), but I had to explain to them that I was married. They were very understanding, even though they weren't happy about it. They insisted we keep in touch with them and gave us their personal cell phone numbers and email addresses.
I woke up SO pissed off that I had this dream. I am NOT a Directioner. (Clearly evidenced by the fact that I turned down the opportunity to make out with them lmao.)
I am, however, ready to make my list.
1. Liam
very closely followed by...
2. Harry/Niall (it's practically a 3 way tie)
3. Louis/Zayn
That's as specific as I can get at this point, and I hope to never have the desire to consider this list any further.
You all suck, and I hate your faces so GBCB.
Our sweet girl is 3!
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Re: I'M GBCBing!!!!11!! (Not Really) 1DR
You know, I spoke with my 13 year old niece yesterday, and she was telling me all about the 1D movie and about how she really wants to see them in concert. I told her if she could convince her mother/my sister to let her come visit me alone (from Nova Scotia to TN), I would take her. That probably had a part in this.
My niece is now on my shiitlist, too.
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Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Might I suggest watching the x-factor video diaries next?