Dudes, DS just woke me up from what could possibly have been a fabulous dream. It couldn't wait, I had to tell you! It was another Harry dream. (I don't know WHY I never get Lou in these dreams! Come on!)
So for some reason the whole 1D gang came to watch this huge derby bout and Haz and I totes made eye contact from across the track. Then there was this afterparty for all the derby girls and the guys were at that too for some reason. (But I mean, if 1D is around you're gonna invite them to shit, right?) So anyway, someone decides to snap a photo of our derby team with 1D and Harry squeezes in next to me and puts his arm around my shoulders. And I'm all, "Wait, don't take the picture yet, I have to adjust my cleave!" And I fluff my boobs up so my rack looks all impressive and shit. Then Harry leans in really close to my ear and says, "They look very nice." To which I reply, "I appreciate your kind words, sir. You're such a gentleman." To which HE replies, "I'm not always this gentle."
And then...cue DS crying. ;alsdjfasjfrajrlaksng;jgadkj f;sdj
I NEVER GET TO THE GOOD PART.