We were at Home Depot to grab play sand for DS's new play table. On the way out I grabbed a kit kat for us to split and we sat in the car for a bit to eat it.
A man rapped on the window while we were there, so I just barely cracked a window to see what was up.
He told me, "you shouldn't give children chocolate. Since you're making him face backwards you can't see what a horrific mess he is. That's why kids shouldn't eat melty food."
Then he walked away. I laughed and gave DS more melty chocolate.
This was his face: