Ask me anything, it's been awhile since I drank and bumped. Anyone? I''m as open as a drunk cheerleader on prom night.

Little Man (4 years old---holy cow)
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.
Re: I'm drunk, come take advantage of me.
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.