Last night I was in E's room and we were getting ready for bed. He picked up his toy screwdriver and came up to me like he was going to use it on me. He proudly exclaimed, "Mama, I'm going to screw you!" I didn't want to draw attention to the fact that that was awful to say so I just told him that we don't use tools on other people. My lovely, sweet boy then says, "Oh, well you can screw yourself then." It took everything I had not to lose it laughing!]
What have your kiddos said recently??
Re: From the mouth's of toddlers
I can't think of anything right now, but that is HILARIOUS!
I'm drawing a blank right now too but I know O has said some eyebrow raisers.
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Nothing "dirty", but DS had us laughing yesterday when I told him he was sweet for saying he loved his sister. He replies with, "Oh, yes, I am SOOO sweet...sometimes!"
We were dying b/c it was the perfect amount of pause before he said "sometimes". And well, he was totally accurate in his self-description.
haha - love it!
DS2 is teething like mad and kinda bit DS1's arm while they were playing. He yelled, "No-no Benny. Don't bite Jonny's arm. It's not yummy! Only dinner is yummy!". Cracked me up!
DS has taken to saying "What the heck?!" I guess I say it too much, but it's a lot better than the curse word version! He thinks it's funny.
DD 12.2010
We went to the zoo the other day and they had a komodo dragon show. Well, my MIL let him pick out his own stuffed animal at the gift shop and he chose the komodo dragon. It is now his go-to toy, it goes to bed with him, when he goes downstairs - it goes downstairs, and vice versa. Well, this morning he was laying in bed and we hear over the monitor "Modo dragon no eat dirt. Modo dragon no eat plants. Modo dragon eats meat!"
He has also learned who I work for. I work for a major soft drink company, and he said to my wife Saturday, "Daddy at work. Daddy work for Coke la-la"
Me: "J, what do you want for breakfast?"
J: "Bananas"
Me: "We don't have any bananas, what about blueberries?"
J: "Kroger has bananas, you can go buy some."
LMAO, he's already sending me on errands.
I had to hold the door shut with with my hand at the top. He said "your fingers leave, too mama!"
Also, anytime he sees my bras he asks me if I need to "put boobs on". Cracks me up every time.
Jack is constantly cracking DH and I up. He usually gets an erection when he's pooping (lovely I know), and he loves to point it out. Except he smushes the word penis and boner and says "Mommy, I got BONUS!"