I just read your "DH is worst pregnancy police" post and I had to chip in (albeit late). I have been waking up with a headache every day this week. I didn't take any Tylenol until yesterday morning when I had finally had enough. Then last night I announced that I was going to take another Tylenol in the hopes to ward of my morning headache. To which DH replied, "Are you sure you should be taking all those pills?" I throat punched him. Oh, and at my last appt, he told my MW that he didn't think I was eating enough leafy greens!!
"I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy." J.D. Salinger

Re: DNK777 re: DH Pregnancy Police
My DH hasn't told on me yet but he has joined the Police force too! I get the ever popular look when I even show any interest in "forbidden" stuff. I am sure after I say it is ok he goes to look it up just to make sure I am on my best behavior.
I know this is all good intention but sometimes I just want him to lighten up!
Oh my word....that deserves death! He ruined brownie batter? I don't think my DH would live another tattling day. And for the record, I do eat lots of leafy greens. He is just obsessed with vegetables (his, mine, the baby's...he's a health nut).
Hit him harder next time!
That would drive me insane, especially the part about him telling on me to the MW! Luckily, my DH trusts me to make good choices and stays out of it. He also doesn't come to my OB appointments, which is fine with me.
This was the heartbeat appointment...but he won't be returning until the US!