"Not like you!" DH=Giant Dork

Mandy Ellsworth · December 2008

My DH is a big dork lately. He keeps using the word "impregnable" then he likes to follow it up with "not like you." Like last night when we were coming home for the evening. I drove and he got out and made it to the door faster than me, he said, "Throw me the keys, the house is impregnable, not like you!" then he just stood their having a jolly good laugh by himself. I wish he was half as funny as he thinks he is.