Just got a call back from UPS

Flem052204 · December 2008

Someone did contact the driver to find out where he left my Christmas cards. He "accidentally" checked the box that said he delivered the package to my front door. What he actually did was put the package in a garbage bag and tie it to a tree next to the road. The road is a 1/4 mile from my house--we have a loooong drive. I just had to hop in my car and look for my package.

So I guess the lesson I learned is that from now on, as I approach home, I will have to start scanning random trees in case anyone has sent us any Christmas packages. Whatever.