Our funny toddlers

jarebearsmom · July 2013

Let's AW funny things our December babies (and siblings) have done lately!

jarebearsmom · July 2013

Sunday DH was cleaning and randomly broke out singing (really loud) "I believe I can fly!"

J looked at him, without missing a beat and said "Well, you're gonna fall!"

It was priceless.

--halo-- · July 2013

hahaha That is awesome.

I took Jack shoe shopping with me the other day. I picked out a pair of sandals to try on and he said, "No mommy, I don't like those." I asked him why. "Those grandma shoes." LOL

bosha711 · July 2013

Cute!

Our wall unit a/c is on the fritz & MH had been shopping for a new one, but twice he came back from the stores empty handed. So DS brought his "guitar" that we made together out of a shoe box & rubber bands & said, "Here daddy, here is a new air conditioner for you".

I guess the rubber bands over the hole in the shoebox looked like the grates on the front of the a/c to him.

So, we played along & the shoebox is currently sitting on top of the old a/c until we get the new a/c put in.

It was really funny...and thoughtful, too!

ChristineRich06 · July 2013

Myla dumped half a bottle of syrup on one pancake this morning. Then while I went to answer the phone she cracked at least 5 eggs into a mixing bowl & started stirring them with a spatula. I'm not sure what she would have whipped up if I hadn't walked in on her.

lrn327 · July 2013

Conversation with C while he went potty (after bedtime of course) last week.

C: (Pointing to my neck.) Where's your purple necklace?

Me: I'm not wearing it tonight.

C: (Scrunches up face.) I don't like purple. I like orange and ice cream and milk shakes and chocolate chip cookies.

Me: Are you aware only one of those is a color?

C: (Pauses and stares intently.) I like orange ice cream and orange milkshakes.

Gotta give it to the kid, he's definitely a thinker!

laurncui812.0 · July 2013

Mine decided to "help" me cut up a watermelon. She ran and got her step stool then a plastic spoon and began smashing pieces of watermelon to bits everywhere. She also has been taking very good care of her baby (the baby is any one of several dolls). Its been fun to watch her be motherly.

tiffanyp · July 2013

My MIL visited this last week, so Avery's new phrase that she keeps randomly saying is "hello, Tiff." lol

keags5496 · July 2013

E is in a superhero phase right now. The other day I asked what his superhero name was? He proceeded to tell me that he is WonderRed, I am Super Why, and daddy is Pig. Granted that is a character in super why, but is was still funny.

I also told him to go get daddy for dinner that other night so he yells down the hall "Keith, its dinner time". Oops! Guess I need to be careful on firt name usage.

lrn327 · July 2013

tiffanyp:
My MIL visited this last week, so Avery's new phrase that she keeps randomly saying is "hello, Tiff." lol

Lol! Big Smile

pitterpatter129 · July 2013

Mine has just been really odd lately. Yesterday he ran around rubbing his nose on everything in the living room (the table, plastic toys, the couch, his brother...) And he's been growling at everybody and trying to drink out of the dog's bowl. I think maybe he's decided to be a dog this week.

amberleeb · July 2013

I had just got Audrina out of the tub last week she turns and looks at her butt in the mirror and says, " Mom, I have a cute butt!"

tiffanyp · July 2013

amberleeb:
I had just got Audrina out of the tub last week she turns and looks at her butt in the mirror and says, " Mom, I have a cute butt!"

LOL, that is awesome!

enjoylife · July 2013

A loves music and dancing but now he's a bit obsessed with the wii just dance. Dh and I have been playing it the last few weeks as a mini workout and kiddo entertainment. A now sings and does some of the dance moves, and now apparently has a taste for pop music and techno beats to go along with our kiddo sing along CDs. Maybe this is fffc? boy try as he might is lacking in the rhythm department. Lol

Strunella · July 2013

We do have some funny little ones! On Friday night, DH was tearing apart the house trying to find the remote. He finally yelled, "I found it!" It was zippered inside the couch pillow. Outsmarted by a toddler again! Props to DS for that one!

Coltsdad · July 2013

J's main thing right now that strikes us funny is that when you ask him to do something he doesn't want to do his response is almost always "Awww, nuts!" in a really cute voice.

He is also starting to squish his brother's cheeks (gently) which is more cute than funny I guess, but I'm gonna count it.

jillybean800 · July 2013

He told me to "Put on your giant pants and let's go outside!"

And then he touched my braids and said "This looks like a poop."

Finally, after we went to a friend's house to play with her girls, he didn't want to go home. The whole time in the car he was saying he missed Devon and Elle (the girls) So then I heard him say while he was playing by himself later that night, "Devon and Elle, where are you? I'm stuck in this house."

utlawgirl · July 2013

Nora's recent favorite game is called "I have a question."

N: Mommy, I have a question.

Me: What is your question?

N: It's a bird question.

Me: Okay, what is your question?

N: Yes, or no?

Me: (why not?) Yes.

N: Yes, or no?

Me: Yes

N: Yes, or no?

Me: No.

N: Okay.

Or, this morning, this is how it went.

N: I have a question.

Me: Okay, what is your question?

N: It's a nose question.

Me: So what is the question?

N: It's a booger question, actually. ::dissolves into fits of laughter::

There are endless variations.

bumpuser260585 · July 2013

DS asked if I would turn on the radio. It was on a classic rock station, like always. When I came back in the room he was drumming on the table to Back in Black.

watermellens · July 2013

Strunella:
We do have some funny little ones! On Friday night, DH was tearing apart the house trying to find the remote. He finally yelled, "I found it!" It was zippered inside the couch pillow. Outsmarted by a toddler again! Props to DS for that one!

omg lol!!

watermellens · July 2013

these are all hysterical! Makes me wish my kiddo was a talker :-/ He does do some cute stuff, like pop bubbles with his nose, eat stickers, shriek when he's building a tower with blocks and knocks it down, doesn't nap and trashes his room instead

kj07 · July 2013

watermellens:
these are all hysterical! Makes me wish my kiddo was a talker :-/ He does do some cute stuff, like pop bubbles with his nose, eat stickers, shriek when he's building a tower with blocks and knocks it down, doesn't nap and trashes his room instead

I'll bet this is the best, isn't it Indifferent . Especially with another little one. I'm scared to ever let B out of his crib.

Rink08 · July 2013

DS2 tried to sneak down the stairs around 9:30 tonight in his pull up, which means that he took off his pjs, and said "Goo mowning. I wake up now!" As soon as I told him that it was still time to sleep and we had to go back upstairs, he laid on the steps and said "I not. I sleeping here."