You ask your husband if he needs to go "potty" before we leave the house.
BAHAHA! I love this one!
The first time I did this my husband looked at me and said, "did you just ask me if I needed to go potty?" We both cracked up. Now, I don't think either of us even notices when I do it! Oh, how life has changed!
You sing the songs from your kid's toys instead of the radio...
Your turn...and go!
I like to eat... eat.. eat... apples and bananas!
I walk around the grocery store singing that song. Totally crazy.
And you know you're a dad when you have no problem discussing the finer details of breast feeding and pumping with your pregnant female friends, but they look at you like you've grown another head or something.
You find yourself sitting on the bathroom floor staring between the legs of a toddler waiting for her to pee and then have a major freak out of excitement when you see poop exiting their body instead.
Re: You know you're a mom when...
you talk to yourself, like you talk to your child
"what does mommy need to do today"
BAHAHA! I love this one!
The first time I did this my husband looked at me and said, "did you just ask me if I needed to go potty?" We both cracked up. Now, I don't think either of us even notices when I do it! Oh, how life has changed!
When your kids falls down/whacks his head/etc and everyone else freaks out, but you're like "Oh, he's fine. Walk it off, bud."
This and if the toy shuts off before the song is over and you finish the song.
I like to eat... eat.. eat... apples and bananas!
I walk around the grocery store singing that song. Totally crazy.
And you know you're a dad when you have no problem discussing the finer details of breast feeding and pumping with your pregnant female friends, but they look at you like you've grown another head or something.
You find yourself sitting on the bathroom floor staring between the legs of a toddler waiting for her to pee and then have a major freak out of excitement when you see poop exiting their body instead.
I will never get rid of that image.