WTF WORK???
I work in an admin building that's all women and we work for a local hospital and entities.
We've had issues on and off with the bathrooms, mostly dribbles on the seat and ladies having diarrhea and leaving it on the inside of the toilet (double flush, ladies!)
Now it's tampons and pads being thrown in the basket and not wrapped up with tissues. I don't get whose doing it, 90% of the ladies here are old and on menopause. They probably think I'm doing it, I have the youngest uterus here!
(OTHER THAN SHAYLA WHO WEARS CAMO PANTS TO WORK.)
I just went to the bathroom and there's a whole friggin' tampon thrown in the toilet, applicator and all.
I won't even get into the times I've seen pubes sitting on the toilet seat.
What's the grossest thing at your work?
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Re: Someone threw a whole tampon in the toilet at work.
Ewwww! I would leave a note in the restrooms next time! ha!
As far as my work goes, it's the student restrooms that are disgusting and have open tampon and pads! So, I rarely use those.
el oh el!
I have a coworker that leaves a poo streak, every friggin day!
Our bathrooms are screwed.
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I just seriously can't get over the pube thing. How does your pube just fall off? Did you not notice you left a pube on the seat? I DONT WANT YOUR PUBE.
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A couple of years ago, I was peeing and the lady in the stall next to me blatantly put like 1000 meters of TP and of course it clugged the toilet.
I received all the water (and pee I guess) on my feet while she just ran the fluck away from the bathroom!
We have at least one a day too. I don't understand shedding pubes on the seat. What are you fvucking doing?
Wait. You guys don't shave your pubes at work?
I work at a campground, so people are pretty lax about their bathroom habits. I think I've seen little bit of everything. The other day, I went into the bathroom that's in the main store, and an employee had clogged the toilet. I swear, I think she used about have the roll of industrial sized TP.
Also, at the hotel we used to do the Murder Mystery Dinners at, someone projectile vomited in the bathroom. I'm the one that alerted the manager on duty, and had to act as "lookout" when he went in to clean it up.
How does one puke/crap on oneself?
OH MY GOD YES.
How does vagina smell linger like that? It terrifies me. What if my vagina does that too?!
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We also had somebody that decided to constantly wipe their boogers on the walls. That was fun....
ETA ooh I almost forgot. I worked at a retailer in high school and the fitting room always had fun stuff going on. One time somebody decided to pile some t shirts on the floor and pee all over them. At the same job I also had somebody return a shower curtain. It had a nasty panty liner in it that we found trying to refold the thing.
I just lolllld at work.
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HAHAHA!
ETA: My boss just came to my desk to find out what was so funny.
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"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
BFP 11/10/13, EDD 7/25/13 - stick little owlet!
I know they shed, but I guess I just expect people to check the seat before they leave. You have to turn around to flush, glance down & make sure you're not leaving any friends behind.
Oh my goodness! I was not expecting "I need to go home, I messed myself", Diet Coke came out of my nose.
Bahahaha! I can't even imagine what my reaction would be reading that email.
I need to go do a good deed today, because I'm a bad person for laughing out loud at this.
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Ugh. I used to work in an all-ladies office, and it was horrid on many levels, but we used to have bathroom issues too. The worst was that there was clearly someone who had vag smell issues. At least three times a week it would smell like someone hadn't washed her lady parts in a month. We couldn't figure out who it was until we had to let go two women...and it stopped. It had to be one of them.
More recently I worked at a family-owned book store. It was a small operation, and there were only three employees that weren't family. The owner and his wife would have horrible fights in front of us, sometimes even trying to put us in the middle. One time on of the other girls and I were there late doing inventory when the owners came in the back door arguing. They must have forgotten we were there, because a few minutes later sex sounds were coming out of the office...Awkward. We just looked at each other, put our stuff down where we were, and left.
I used to have people tell me that...when I worked at a daycare. And it was kids. I don't even know how I'd deal if I got that from an adult coworker.
I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying.
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Also, right after she puked, her twin brothers yelled at me constantly to clean it up, when my concern was what to do with the puke covered baby.
One time, there was crap all over the floor. It was absolutely disgusting I can't get over how grown adults can not use a bathroom, without getting stuff everywhere. I get accidents happen, but clean up after yourself.
I'm a little late to the party, but I work with a bunch of nasty women. One day several months ago a woman went into one of the stalls, puked all over it, and left without doing anything to clean up the mess. It was horrible! Another day, women clogged up not one, but two out of the THREE bathroom stalls in the bathroom.
This is unrelated to work, but when I was in college I shared a dorm with four other girls. One of them was engaged and was constantly talking to the guy over the phone. One day she went into the bathroom and was talking to him while using the toilet. When she was done she didn't flush, just walked out (I assume she didn't want him to know she was talking to him while going to the bathroom or something). I walked in right after her and walked right back out. She had taken a poop and just left it there! I was disgusted, who does something like that?!