LOL!! I'm glad to hear that other people have to stop their kids from licking things too. Every time I say something like "Don't lick the bottom of the bathtub!" I can't believe I'm saying it.
Jess & Adam, married 2009, precious Audrey born in 2011. BFP 1/6/13, 6-wk MMC discovered at 9 wks 2/11/13. D&C 2/18/13, second D&C 4/23/13 for retained placenta. BFP 8/24/13!! EDD 5/1/14, delivered healthy and sweet Zoey Leanne on 5/5/14 by repeat c-section.
Re: Never thought I'd have to say...
~TTC since 01/09~
~SA & B/W - 06/09 - Normal~
~Encouraged by OB to "just keep trying" 06/09 - 06/10 (oh, the wasted time)~
~HSG - 08/10 - Clear/Normal~
~Lapo - 01/11 - Normal~
~Clomid 50mg, Trigger shot, Prometrium - 01/11, 02/11, 03/11~
~BFN - 02/11~
~IUI #1 03/15/11~
BFP 3/28/2011
Diagnosed with GD at 28 weeks. Controlled through diet and exercise. No insulin.
Diagnosed with Cholestasis of pregnancy @ 36 weeks.
Delivered via C-section @ 36 weeks on 11/9/11.
"Please don't eat rocks."
"No, you can't chew on the dog's tail."
"That's daddy's shoe, we can't have that for breakfast."
The list goes on...
No, don't eat the ants
The bear doesn't go in the toilet!
Don't lick the floor
Can you please stop being a toddler for just a second!
We do not pinch Daddy's nipples!
Why is there a lovey in the baby potty?
The shoe isn't a phone, silly!
"We don't put peas down there (diaper)."
"Don't stick a carrot up your nostril."
"Don't rub chicken in your hair."
Jess & Adam, married 2009, precious Audrey born in 2011. BFP 1/6/13, 6-wk MMC discovered at 9 wks 2/11/13. D&C 2/18/13, second D&C 4/23/13 for retained placenta.
BFP 8/24/13!! EDD 5/1/14, delivered healthy and sweet Zoey Leanne on 5/5/14 by repeat c-section.
I am sitting here crying I am laughing so hard. Okay, maybe I'm just tired.
"Why are you licking the oven?"
"Please quit playing with Mommy's mole" (on my back, nice and visible when I'm carrying her in the Boba)
Ha! I am loving this thread.
"We don't kiss people there honey" (My butt)
"My toe is caca baby. Please don't put your mouth on it."