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Never thought I'd have to say...

MamaAllisonMamaAllison member
in Toddlers: 12 - 24 Months

"You can either jump up and down or eat applesauce. We can't do both as the same time."

 

Anyone else utter anything they had to chuckle at afterwards this week? 

DD1 - Evelyn Riley - 9/30/11
DD2 - Charlotte Avery - 1/27/14




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  • lindslalalalindslalala member
    We don't put dirty socks in our mouth
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  • CheezeFaceCheezeFace member
    "What's he licking off the wall?  Mashed potatoes?  Oh, ok."
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  • dizzycooksdizzycooks member

    "Please don't eat rocks."  

    "No, you can't chew on the dog's tail."

    "That's daddy's shoe, we can't have that for breakfast."

    The list goes on... 

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  • hway24hway24 member

    No, don't eat the ants

    The bear doesn't go in the toilet!

    Don't lick the floor 

    Can you please stop being a toddler for just a second! 

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  • namara5532namara5532 member

    We do not pinch Daddy's nipples!

    Why is there a lovey in the baby potty?

    The shoe isn't a phone, silly!

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  • jandy007jandy007

    "We don't put peas down there (diaper)."

    "Don't stick a carrot up your nostril."

    "Don't rub chicken in your hair."

     

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  • jesstellinajesstellina member
    LOL!! I'm glad to hear that other people have to stop their kids from licking things too. Every time I say something like "Don't lick the bottom of the bathtub!" I can't believe I'm saying it.

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  • bobbi5342bobbi5342 member
    You cannot take your blankie in the bathtub,  (followed by meltdown)
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  • PsyDr04PsyDr04 member
    Don't touch the cat's butt.
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  • SweetRachelSweetRachel member
    This post really cracked me up. It also warms my heart to know I am not the only one saying these things to my kid.
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  • MagickalNarwhalMagickalNarwhal member
    Oh gosh I LOVE these kinds of threads. This morning's favortie was, "I'm sorry honey but my toe cannot come off my foot"
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  • biochembellebiochembelle

    I am sitting here crying I am laughing so hard. Okay, maybe I'm just tired.

    "Why are you licking the oven?"

    "Please quit playing with Mommy's mole" (on my back, nice and visible when I'm carrying her in the Boba) 

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  • brainpaganbrainpagan member

    Ha! I am loving this thread. 

     

    "We don't kiss people there honey" (My butt)

    "My toe is caca baby. Please don't put your mouth on it."

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  • DizzyMom1DizzyMom1 member
    "We don't hit people with hippo's, it's just not okay!"
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