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Drugged and fed bologna sandwich

Hi.

I wanted to post a cautionary tale for everyone because it actually happened to me this weekend and was extremely traumatic.

I am currently 10 weeks pregnant (loving every minute of it). This past weekend I attended a party to celebrate a friend's graduation. Well, I declined alcohol because I'm pregnant and was just sipping out of a Poland Springs water bottle. I put my bottle down, and went to the bathroom. When I returned I continued to drink my drink, thinking that I would just participate in party festivities like listening to music and reminiscing with friends...

I was wrong. The last thing that I rememmber was taking one final, fateful sip of my water... When I came to I was halfway through a bologna sandwich! I was absolutely shocked and horrified and immediately tried to get myself to throw it up because I feared the outcome for my baby.

I went to the hospital an hour later when I got over my initial paralysis and was extremely lucky to learn that the baby was unharmed. They have reported it and a full scale investigation is underway.

This is a warning to always guard your drinks because you never know where evil lurks.

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  • Drinks  LOL! I learned to guard any drinks I had when I was a teenager..And you were 'fed' a bologna sandwhich? Think I would find some new "friends"..Indifferent
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  • Did you learn nothing while in college or in your younger party years?  Never leave your drink unattended.

    The bologna is not going to hurt you or the baby.   Eat as many bologna sandwiches you want!

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  • I'm confused... Which concerns you more, that you were slipped a date rape drug, or that you ate a bologna sandwich?

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  • imagemagdalina.h:
    GD now I want a bologna sandwich

    Agreed.  

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  • imageTurtleMomma:
    I'm confused... Which concerns you more, that you were slipped a date rape drug, or that you ate a bologna sandwich?

     

    Definitely the sandwich.

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  • Seriously? Wow. I won't even drink anything that I have left unattended if I am in a place that is crowded with people I don't know (or even some I do). I am glad you and the baby are OK.

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  • imageTurtleMomma:
    I'm confused... Which concerns you more, that you were slipped a date rape drug, or that you ate a bologna sandwich?

     

    Bwahahahahaha! This!

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    imageTurtleMomma:
    I'm confused... Which concerns you more, that you were slipped a date rape drug, or that you ate a bologna sandwich?

     

    Definitely the sandwich.

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    This gif is exceptional.  It shows how the sandwich can seem so harmless, when in actuality it's just waiting for the opportunity to stab you with that bread knife. 

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    imageanewmrsS:

    imageTurtleMomma:
    I'm confused... Which concerns you more, that you were slipped a date rape drug, or that you ate a bologna sandwich?

     

    Definitely the sandwich.

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    This gif is exceptional.  It shows how the sandwich can seem so harmless, when in actuality it's just waiting for the opportunity to stab you with that bread knife. 

     

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    https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/71161053.aspx 

    I doubt she's even really pg. If it is even a "she". I call troll.

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  • imagetwolittlewheels:
    If someone drugged me, they best be force-feeding me something way better than a bologna sandwhich.  At least it wasn't a sausage...Surprise

    hahahaha. Maybe THIS is why she is sads. She's more of a sausage girl, that's what she was craving.

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    Total MUD. Check out her post history. Here's a good one:

    https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/71161053.aspx 

    I doubt she's even really pg. If it is even a "she". I call troll.

    thank you! i want to slap the people who thought this was real! lol 

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  • What???? What kind of frat party were you at? This is fake, right?
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  • You may be pissed that you were drugged and fed a bologna sandwich, but I would be even more PO'd that I was at some trashy party that served bologna to begin with.

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  • imageVitaLuna:

    You may be pissed that you were drugged and fed a bologna sandwich, but I would be even more PO'd that I was at some trashy party that served bologna to begin with.

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  • imagemegemoney:

    Did you learn nothing while in college or in your younger party years?  Never leave your drink unattended.

    The bologna is not going to hurt you or the baby.   Eat as many bologna sandwiches you want!

    Yes, but this is MUD (made up drama)

  • Oh goodness I am laughing so hard right now!! I can't believe anyone thought this was real.

     

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    imageanewmrsS:

    imageTurtleMomma:
    I'm confused... Which concerns you more, that you were slipped a date rape drug, or that you ate a bologna sandwich?

    Definitely the sandwich.

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    This gif is exceptional.  It shows how the sandwich can seem so harmless, when in actuality it's just waiting for the opportunity to stab you with that bread knife. 

    BAHAHAHA! AMAZING!

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  • I know this is MUD but it is pretty fluckin funny.
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    I know this is MUD but it is pretty fluckin funny.

     

    Agreed.

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    I'm confused... Which concerns you more, that you were slipped a date rape drug, or that you ate a bologna sandwich?

    My thoughts exactly.
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  • OH NO NOT LUNCH MEATStick out tongue First of all I call MUD on this...however in the 1 percent chance I am wrong.............. I hope you realize one sandwich isn't going to hurt the baby. I ate lunch meat a ton my first pregnancy and my son is fine! I would be more worried about being drugged. I seriously hope you are a troll and just not that much of a complete idiot!!!!!!!!
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  • Hahahaha...what a great story..I miss bologna
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  • The bologna is now sad...

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  • Unless a bologna sandwich is a euphemism for something sexual I think you'll be just fine.
    Does everyone have to cry MUD. Can't we just have a little fun with it??
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