February 2013 Moms
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I'd kill for a...
engaged678
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... just one day where my back/ribs/hips don't hurt
... a comfortable sitting or standing position
... a good poop
... a good night's sleep
... a chocolate fairy - someone to bring me chocolate whenever/wherever
(I'm totally thankful that DS#2 is healthy and happy in his womby home but I'm so done with today)
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Re: I'd kill for a...
I'd kill for a
-Massage
-A second stomach because there's so much food I want and not enough room to eat it all
I have been having the opposite poop problems. I'd like to be able to go and not have to awkwardly reach back to wipe 653 times just to keep myself clean. Oh, and to add to the list...
-Mega roll of toilet paper, like industrial size. Tired of changing the toilet paper roll once a week.
Boy 16, Boy 15, Boy 13, Girl 10, Girl 8 & Twin Boys 3, and Bacon!
Twin A is in REMISSION!
23 week loss, 24 week loss, 3 early miscarriages & a 25 weeker who lived only 9 weeks.
Have you started limiting your toilet paper use to two squares when you pee? This is what I have resorted to, lol. Good thing it's absorbent. I second the warm bath with no interruptions. DD and DS barge in every single time asking a million questions, and what does DH do? Ohhh, just sits on the couch and plays games on his phone!
...glass, umm nope...bottle! of wine! I miss wine days/nights/evenings lol
...a magical "baby preparation fairy" who would get everything totally prepared for me!!
...an endless supply of Salt & Vinegar chips that somehow don't make me feel like a terrible person for eating them 24/7.
I also second the good poop and good sleep PP's lol
...guarantee that I wouldn't get sick for the rest of my pregnancy. I hate not being able to take anything.
...day when I could use my abs to do...anything!
- pregnancy-safe magical cold medicine that makes all symptoms just disappear
- cleaning lady who works for free
- babysitter who DD trusts and doesn't mind if we leave her (other than the nanny)
And I second the bottle of wine, as well, although it's not quite as high on my priority list right now as the other items :-)
BFP1: DD1 born April 2011 at 34w1d via unplanned c/s due to HELLP, DVT 1 week PP
BFP3: DD2 born Feb 2013 at 38w4d via unplanned RCS due to uterine dehiscence
Right now, all I really want is to be able to find affordable health insurance for next year. We thought we had everything worked out as far as my job situation after baby, but since DH's insurance costs from work skyrocketed to unaffordable levels, we now have no idea what to do. I may have to keep my hours just for the insurance, which opens up a whole new can of worms regarding child care... everything about this situation sucks.
First round of Clomid in May 2012= BFP #1, DD born January 2013
BFP #2 in January 2014, DS born September 2014
I would really like my hooha to stop aching.
I would like this 3rd Tri morning sickness to kindly disappear
Someone else to run all my errands today so I can just sleep
I would like a magic baby fairy to fill our closet with baby clothes and somehow make a nursery fit in our house.
Make a pregnancy ticker
((Hugs)) Hang in there mama. I'm with you. I'd kill to have my body cooperate for at least a few more weeks so I don't need to need have this baby anytime soon.
DS1: Quinn - 10.22.10 and DS2: Cole - 01.18.13
LOL, everything made me laugh, I think I needed that. Yesterday I had a full shift at work and I wanted to leave early all day. Halfway through my feet and back were screaming at me and I thought I was going to get a hole in my throat from heartburn or acid reflux (haven't figured out which it is, it just effing hurts and I had no tums at work) and belly was hard. I wanted to cry so many times. I think LO was mad at me because she only gave me a kick now and then to let me know she was okay. Then woke me this morning as if she were unleashing all the energy she didn't use yesterday, Ugh! Love it...right?
But what I really want is a huge greasy hamburger like from Fuddrucker's (which are now all gone in my area. *cries*) with a huge pile of greasy steak fries. Chocolate mint ice cream from Baskin Robbins and someone to clean my house.
Oh, and to be able to watch all the shows that left me with mid season cliffhangers...I don't want to wait until mid January!
And if anyone catches the magic baby fairy, please send her to my house, I too need tons of baby stuff.
Oh, and an IT guy because I am tired of my words jumping all over the page so that I am typing in one spot and then I look up and it moved so I am typing somewhere else.
I better stop before I think of ten million other things I would kill for,
I'd kill for a night that i didn't wake up in agony from killer leg cramps. Ahhhh, almost there!!
- two fingers of really good whiskey
- a full night's sleep
- fantastic, all-natural ice cream with no calories and no fat in unlimited quantities
- a furniture fairy to come assemble my new bar + all the pieces of the nusery
Chauffeur
Bottle of wine
The next seven weeks off from work plus maternity leave.
Clothes that fit.
Most of all to meet baby boy already. I know he still has some growing to do, but I am really exctied to meet him.
I'd kill to:
not feel like my legs are being ripped off when I move at night.
be able to breath regularly.
dtd with DH and have the lube actually work for more than 2 minutes.
sushi. Any kind will do.
...trip to the beach.
...glass of wine or stiff cocktail.
...free mover for when my DH and I have to move in two weeks.
...group of great concerts to work at the arena so I can get some $$$$ before the baby comes.