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Could I poop the baby out?

FlayAwayOrangesFlayAwayOranges
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I haven't pooped in over a week. I'm afraid I might push too hard and he will come out. Has this ever happened to anybody or can I finally go poop?
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    mben1119mben1119 member
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    Haley.BethHaley.Beth member

    No. Go take a poo.

    Edit: Just did some snooping around her other posts. Troll. 

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    seahorse102410seahorse102410 member
    Don't kid yourself.  My first time around I wondered about this too because it was so difficult.  Eat a bunch of fruit if you can.  Lots of pears, oranges, etc.  I'm sorry.
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    notquiteblushingnotquiteblushing member
    Yes, rectal birth is all the rage in Japan.
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    You gave me the best laugh this morning. Thank you.

    On a related note, this is why we need more/better sex ed in this country.

    Smh... 

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    KacyChicagoKacyChicago member

    imagenotquiteblushing:
    Yes, rectal birth is all the rage in Japan.

    Seriously ... Where do you come up with this stuff? Dying here.

    OP, really crappy MUD. Yes, pun intended.

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    Ana0927Ana0927 member
    Yes you can so make sure you poop over a crib.
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    Yes you can so make sure you poop over a crib.

    A bouncer may be a little easier. ;) 

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    PrimRoseMamaPrimRoseMama member
    imagenotquiteblushing:
    Yes, rectal birth is all the rage in Japan.


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    MotherMayEyeMotherMayEye member
    I would put it in your birth plan. Some places will make you have them vaginally if you aren't having a c-section.
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    I thought I heard the clip clop of troll feet. lol
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    purplepeanut6purplepeanut6 member

    imageAna0927:
    Yes you can so make sure you poop over a crib.

    this. its all about positioning!! 

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    khays8785khays8785 member
    imagepurplepeanut6:

    imageAna0927:
    Yes you can so make sure you poop over a crib.

    this. its all about positioning!! 

    bahahaha - this thread's great...

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    tat2momeetat2momee
    Haha I've felt that way the past few weeks too! I've been eating activia yogurt and drinking warm (pasturized) apple cider every day. You could also talk to your doctor about switching your prenatal to something with a little less iron. I switched mine and I'm feeling a lot better. Hope you get some relief soon! 
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    janiep81janiep81 member
    imagenotquiteblushing:
    Yes, rectal birth is all the rage in Japan.


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    Someone has been watching too much "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"...
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    imagenotquiteblushing:
    Yes, rectal birth is all the rage in Japan.

    Dead. Seriously, dead from laughing. Omg.

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    Lil KateLil Kate member
    My four year old asked me this exact question this morning!
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    LovestruckAJLovestruckAJ member
    imageCaraLynn91:

    imageAna0927:
    Yes you can so make sure you poop over a crib.

    A bouncer may be a little easier. ;) 

    I am now picturing OP babying a piece of poo.

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    kelseypiekelseypie member
    imageLovestruckAJ:
    imageCaraLynn91:

    imageAna0927:
    Yes you can so make sure you poop over a crib.

    A bouncer may be a little easier. ;) 

    I am now picturing OP babying a piece of poo.

    Omg, that image is now burned into the inside of my eyelids!  I'm picturing it with a little bonnet and rattle.



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    Oh my effing F...
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    imageCaraLynn91:

    imageAna0927:
    Yes you can so make sure you poop over a crib.

    A bouncer may be a little easier. ;) 

    I am now picturing OP babying a piece of poo.

    Omg, that image is now burned into the inside of my eyelids!  I'm picturing it with a little bonnet and rattle.

    Dont forget the binki!! Lmao!

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    santaclausiscomingsantaclausiscoming member
    Poor little lady.  Let Santa help lubricate things for you.  
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