Don't kid yourself. My first time around I wondered about this too because it was so difficult. Eat a bunch of fruit if you can. Lots of pears, oranges, etc. I'm sorry.
Seriously ... Where do you come up with this stuff? Dying here.
OP, really crappy MUD. Yes, pun intended.
We lost our first (EDD 07/23/12) after finding out at 12 weeks there was no longer a heartbeat. Our rainbow was born 05/22/13 and was worth all we went through.
“So can you understand? Why I want a daughter while I’m still young?
I wanna hold her hand and show her some beauty before all this damage
is done. But if it’s too much to ask, it’s too much to ask … Then send
me a son.” – Arcade Fire
Haha I've felt that way the past few weeks too! I've been eating activia yogurt and drinking warm (pasturized) apple cider every day. You could also talk to your doctor about switching your prenatal to something with a little less iron. I switched mine and I'm feeling a lot better. Hope you get some relief soon!
Re: Could I poop the baby out?
No. Go take a poo.
Edit: Just did some snooping around her other posts. Troll.
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You gave me the best laugh this morning. Thank you.
On a related note, this is why we need more/better sex ed in this country.
Smh...
Seriously ... Where do you come up with this stuff? Dying here.
OP, really crappy MUD. Yes, pun intended.
We lost our first (EDD 07/23/12) after finding out at 12 weeks there was no longer a heartbeat. Our rainbow was born 05/22/13 and was worth all we went through.
“So can you understand? Why I want a daughter while I’m still young? I wanna hold her hand and show her some beauty before all this damage is done. But if it’s too much to ask, it’s too much to ask … Then send me a son.” – Arcade Fire
A bouncer may be a little easier.
LFAF Summer 2016 Awards:
this. its all about positioning!!
bahahaha - this thread's great...
Marriage: 10/02/2010
BFP#1 : 03.2012........MMC + D&C : 05.2012
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Lol!
DD#2 - 7/13
Baby #3 due 1/19, m/c 6/18
DD#3 due 12/19!
Dead. Seriously, dead from laughing. Omg.
I am now picturing OP babying a piece of poo.
EDD 07/29/2017
Omg, that image is now burned into the inside of my eyelids! I'm picturing it with a little bonnet and rattle.
Dont forget the binki!! Lmao!