The clit incident and OB appt.
roxyttandme
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Yes, I said clit. Deal, bump... We all have one.
So in prep for my pap today, I gave myself a high and tight. While trimming and shaving, I cut my clit! Needless to say, I pulled my hand away, it was covered in blood and I freaked! Of course I then fingered myself to make sure it was from the clit incident and not the hole.... And then the mirror came out to make sure that I didn't cut my libido clear off my body. Andddd, that is when DH walks into the bathroom and quickly asked me what the hell I was doing. Did I mention I was still fingering myself at this point? Yeah. I was.
So later today, I went in for prenatal pap . I forewarned the NP that my clit normally doesn't look like hamburger meat. She gave me the side eye- but what are you going to do??? I got to hear the baby's heartbeat which is always amazing!
Sorry for the typos. I am on my iPad and it is being an a-hole....
I think once I heal more, I will tell DH he needs to kiss it to make It feel better... Hehehe.... Mrs. C is not happy today!
Re: The clit incident and OB appt.
And you shared this...why? Wow.
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Cause I thought you ladies might have a sense of humor like e rest of the boards???
Apparently not.... Geeezzz, lighten up!
I have a sense of humor too.....But yikes.
Me thinks the whole purpose of this story was for shock value
Ha, it was hilarious and this too. I feel like this is the one period in your life where it would be okay to pass up the grooming and for precisely this reason--accidents like this.
This story is a bit much for me.....TMI to the extreme. And I also agree crude and for shock.
I loved it!!!
Thanks for the laugh.
bhahah This is what I was thinking too - wtf?
I've nicked myself a bit doing detail work with the razor before. But, I've also had that area pierced, both vertically and horizontially when I was in my early 20's. Never came close to nearly shaving it off, tho!
Thankfully, that's one of the faster healing areas on the body.
THIS.
::waving:: Hi Ambsies!!!
I just like this. I never understand all the "TMI warnings" that fly around on the Bump. I get it, you want to warn people you're probably about to say something they may find a little gross. But there's so much "DH and I were having sex (TMI, sorry!)". I'm going to assume that none of us are virgins here. "So DH was pumping me from behind (I was wearing a ball gag, not sure if that's relevant) and his throbbing member made my stomach feel weird" is TMI. "DH and I were having sex and now my stomach hurts, is this normal?" is not. Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to sound like a an a-hole, and I guess it's better to be overly generous with your "TMI warning"s than not. But it always makes me chuckle.
LoisLane23, I want your siggie pic on a shirt. I love it.
DD 1 10/2012
CP 9/2013
DD 2 6/2014
CP 3/2016
BFP 12/8/2016
LOL Same. And really, I don't see how clit is less offensive than and twat which I see on here all the time. FTR: neither ot twat offend me either, so maybe it's just me.
so excited to see your tickers!!! yay, hope you are feeling well!
Agreed. Plus I got a giggle out of the "high and tight."
This.
I really don't see how any of this could have been offensive, but whatever. I laughed.
THIS made me laugh almost harder than the OP did. Loved this whole thing. Def. made me laugh. Thank you OP and christie!
I guess that explains why as soon as sex is mentioned, a big ole TMI warning is added.
Speedy recovery to you!
I laughed too.