So my MIL, bless her heart, wanted to buy something for the nursery to decorate. We told her we are doing clowns. I'm thinking fun like circus kind of themed stuff. This is what she buys to hang on the walll......WTF do I say???
Yeah that is a fail on MIL's part. I'd say where is the receipt and return that creepy shits
i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
I wish it were a joke. She literally bought this. She is so excited.....No she's not blind.
I have no problem telling her it needs exchanged, just how do I nicely say this thing scares the shiiit out of ME let alone how bad it will scare baby?
She doesn't really ever make big jokes, she seems really serious about it. I hate to hurt her feelings....but we ARE NOT hanging that in the baby's room.
I'll just try to nicely explain to her that it looks scary. I just know she will cry. She always cries and I will feel so bad.
Ok I'm totally kidding!!! We were thinking of doing a circus theme and I was looking up clown stuff and saw this and I have changed my mind. No clowns. Period.
I thought it'd be funny to see what people said about it and see if anyone would really believe my MIL would buy that. LOL
Thank God your MIL isn't such a cray-cray that she'd buy that
i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
Silly....I did however smile (and a possible giggle) trying to imagine if this could even be remotely true. MIL would need to lay off the booze and take her crazy pills.
Holy shizz! That just scared the poo out of me, clowns are my absolute biggest fear. Major MIL fail stamp for that one!
EDIT: Well dang it, I totally fell for this.
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Maybe you can "accidentally" drop it? Like out of a speeding car on the highway?
This is exactly what I was thinking... Ooops! We took it to BRU with us to match colors to it, and apparently someone liked it so much they stole it! Or... it fell out of the car and we accidentally ran over it... over, and over, and over, and over. LOL
Holy cow, I cannot believe she bought that for her grandchild's nursery!!! My husband specifically remembers his Mom having a clown in his room when he was little and it freaked him out. Needless to say, we won't be doing clowns. He freaked when he saw this!!! lol
Re: Clowns in nursery...huge mistake.
OMG why would she buy that for a nursery?! Maybe just tell her it doesn't quite fit the theme and drop it off on her doorstep....
this. Clowns wouldn't be my choice to begin with, however THAT is like a halloween prop...
I wish it were a joke. She literally bought this. She is so excited.....No she's not blind.
I have no problem telling her it needs exchanged, just how do I nicely say this thing scares the shiiit out of ME let alone how bad it will scare baby?
You can't be serious...
She said she knew it was the one because when she saw it she giggled.
*head desk 18 times*
This. That thing is effing terrifying. Who in their right mind would buy that for a CHILD'S room?
She doesn't really ever make big jokes, she seems really serious about it. I hate to hurt her feelings....but we ARE NOT hanging that in the baby's room.
I'll just try to nicely explain to her that it looks scary. I just know she will cry. She always cries and I will feel so bad.
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Ohhhhh, thank you OP, I just had a very large, well-needed laugh about this.
But please, this HAS to be a joke?
Ok I'm totally kidding!!! We were thinking of doing a circus theme and I was looking up clown stuff and saw this and I have changed my mind. No clowns. Period.
I thought it'd be funny to see what people said about it and see if anyone would really believe my MIL would buy that. LOL
Well maybe I could just put this picture up in the baby's room
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA!
This
Oh god. This made me laugh so hard. Thank you.
I still hate clowns.
This is exactly what I was thinking... Ooops! We took it to BRU with us to match colors to it, and apparently someone liked it so much they stole it! Or... it fell out of the car and we accidentally ran over it... over, and over, and over, and over. LOL