"Just do her from behind"

KdgTeacher · October 2011

That is the how-to-get-pregnant advice my husband's cousin gave us last night. Do it from behind and do it way before I "drop the egg" to get a boy. Oh, and to say he was wasted would be an understatement.

He told us that he could share how to get a girl, but we need a boy first. Confused

I love how wedding and family bring out the how to get KU tips and tricks! Gag me.

Mrs.Umm · October 2011

Gotta love family, right?

I think you and I had the same weekend.

niknak1128 · October 2011

lol If only it were that easy right??!! That is funny.

Aegis2005 · October 2011

LMAO - that was helpful advice

cutebride73 · October 2011

Nice. I believe my SIL once gave me the doggy style get KU advice as well. Umm... yeah. 2 + years, 4 miscarriages, 2 IUI's and 2 IVF's later, if only it was that friggin easy.

lisagab26 · October 2011

Gah! Seriously?

We are going to visit my brother in law next month, and when DH told him we might have to skip a cycle because of the visit, BIL said "don't worry, we can turn on some Kenny G and leave the house for a while if you need us to!"

Riiight...would you happen to have an u/s machine, phlebotomist, centrifuge, catheter and turkey baster for us to use as well?

Mrs.Umm · October 2011

lisagab26:
Gah! Seriously?
We are going to visit my brother in law next month, and when DH told him we might have to skip a cycle because of the visit, BIL said "don't worry, we can turn on some Kenny G and leave the house for a while if you need us to!"
Riiight...would you happen to have an u/s machine, phlebotomist, centrifuge, catheter and turkey baster for us to use as well?

::Snort::

I just p!ssed off the cats by laughing out loud and waking them from their naps on the couch!

juls052309 · October 2011

Gotta love family functions!! Sorry for the helpful advice.

megmacp · October 2011

lisagab26:
Gah! Seriously?
We are going to visit my brother in law next month, and when DH told him we might have to skip a cycle because of the visit, BIL said "don't worry, we can turn on some Kenny G and leave the house for a while if you need us to!"
Riiight...would you happen to have an u/s machine, phlebotomist, centrifuge, catheter and turkey baster for us to use as well?

Lol, if only things were this easy!!

RobinR91 · October 2011

Hahahaha, I'm so sorry that those words were even uttered in your presence, but OMG what a joke. I think this cousin is surely gifted enough to be a MD. Perhaps even and RE, with those refined skills!

kellygksu · October 2011

My aunt told me that my DH just needs to "go in the back door." Pretty sure she doesn't know what that actually means......

And my dad's girlfriend, a nurse, said that I should stand on my head afterwards and that holding an infant is supposed to help my hormones do their baby producing thing.