If I give you a for real solution will you tell us why you are need it?
Yes! If you are serious please let me know ASAP!
Tell us why first.
I'm afraid to say because no one will believe me and you guys won't answer me after that if I tell you everything. I already told on another message board and they never helped me and thought I was lying.
Sorry, I can't help you then.
Let me guess...you'll inherit a bazillion dollars if you show proof you're pregnant?
I might be able to but I just stopped the pill and there isn't enough time, plus I don't really want to be pregnant so that's not a good answer in the long run.
OP is seriously concerning for mental illness. Are you one of those crazies who wants to fake pregnant and steal someone's baby? I hope I don't live anywhere near you! I can't believe any PPs would give serious suggestions such as buying urine on CL. All of this is BSC. Anyone who wants to fake a pregnancy is very manipulative and/or has a mental illness.
If I give you a for real solution will you tell us why you are need it?
Yes! If you are serious please let me know ASAP!
Tell us why first.
I'm afraid to say because no one will believe me and you guys won't answer me after that if I tell you everything. I already told on another message board and they never helped me and thought I was lying.
Sorry, I can't help you then.
Let me guess...you'll inherit a bazillion dollars if you show proof you're pregnant?
I found that one on Amazon but it looks like it already shows positive. If anyone has a link to one that is not already positive but turns positive please let me know.
Please serious comments only. I am going through something really horrible and I need to take care of this ASAP!
If I give you a for real solution will you tell us why you are need it?
Yes! If you are serious please let me know ASAP!
Tell us why first.
I'm afraid to say because no one will believe me and you guys won't answer me after that if I tell you everything. I already told on another message board and they never helped me and thought I was lying.
You aren't exactly getting serious responses as it is. If you actually post your problem, maybe we can offer a better solution than faking a pregnancy test?
Nevermind me, I'm too distracted by my mini-carrots to think properly
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If I give you a for real solution will you tell us why you are need it?
Yes! If you are serious please let me know ASAP!
Tell us why first.
I'm afraid to say because no one will believe me and you guys won't answer me after that if I tell you everything. I already told on another message board and they never helped me and thought I was lying.
Sorry, I can't help you then.
Let me guess...you'll inherit a bazillion dollars if you show proof you're pregnant?
Just out of curiosity...what do you plan on doing once you show him a positive test? I think he's going to figure it out in a few months when you are clearly not showing/pregnant...
She probably wants to be on 16 & Pregnant like that one girl who faked her pregnancy.
There has been allegations of girls faking the pregnancy and then fooling the guy into not using protection (since she is already KU) and then getting pregnant the next month or month after.
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Come on, PLEASE tell us why you need to do this. Who knows, you may get surprised and get the answer you need.Maybe.
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I found that one on Amazon but it looks like it already shows positive. If anyone has a link to one that is not already positive but turns positive please let me know.
Please serious comments only. I am going through something really horrible and I need to take care of this ASAP!
The only thing horrible about you is your IQ level and I'm not sure that you can fix that with a fake pregnancy test.
My guess is that you are a crackhead in desperate need of a fix and you're trying to tell some guy you are KU so that he'll fork over the cash for an abortion - you get your fix and he gets no baby.
OR
You are just so pathetic, your SO walked out on you and you're pulling the "I'm pregnant" card as a last resort. Problem is, he's going to figure out soon enough that you're not pregnant and leave you anyway.
OR
This is MUD.
Either way, you're a huge troll and I'm onto you!!!
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Yes, there is definitely a way to fake a positive pregnancy test. Just had a patient come through the psych ER the other day that actually did this. But why in the world should I tell YOU how to do such a terrible thing?
Can you tell me the name of the stuff? Is it pills? I can't just use a test that already says pregnant I have to actually take it and have it show positive.
I'm googling "fake pregnancy test kelly" to see if I can find her other msg board posting... No luck yet...
Great minds thinks alike, I checked TB first.
This chick is a peach. This is all I found. And there is only one post so far. So I am calling MUD, but I still want to know her made up reason (if she has one).
Aw MAN! I just scrolled through 4 pages, and she never told us why. As a PS to the rest of us, if anyone gets the REAL reason she needs to face a pregnancy SO BAD, could you please make it a separate thread so the rest of us can find out?
Seriously, MUD or not, that was pretty entertaining.
And to Kelly 5580--there is no reason to ever fake a pregnancy. If you are in such an awful spot that you'd consider telling a dr that you need something to fake a pregnancy, TELL THAT DOCTOR! He may not give you what you were asking for, but Drs have taking an oath to help. And CLEARLY you need help.
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It's kind of sad because now that I think about it, there are a couple easy ways to do this, and now I'm depressed that my mind can even go to such a diabolical place.
Seriously, why do you need to know? If you want our help, we are allowed to expect some kind of explanation. Some of us may believe you, some of us may not, but you'll never know if you don't try...
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Oh, yeah, by the way, if you need the test to go from blank to positive because someone is WATCHING YOU PEE, maybe he's checking your web history and cookies, too? Maybe he sees a bunch of posts saying "how can i fake a pregnancy test?" and knows what you're up to?
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Oh, yeah, by the way, if you need the test to go from blank to positive because someone is WATCHING YOU PEE, maybe he's checking your web history and cookies, too? Maybe he sees a bunch of posts saying "how can i fake a pregnancy test?" and knows what you're up to?
Or he is smart enough to go buy a test and watch her take THAT test.
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I'm googling "fake pregnancy test kelly" to see if I can find her other msg board posting... No luck yet...
Great minds thinks alike, I checked TB first.
This chick is a peach. This is all I found. And there is only one post so far. So I am calling MUD, but I still want to know her made up reason (if she has one).
Re: Can you fake a pregnancy test?
Sorry, I can't help you then.
Let me guess...you'll inherit a bazillion dollars if you show proof you're pregnant?
I might be able to but I just stopped the pill and there isn't enough time, plus I don't really want to be pregnant so that's not a good answer in the long run.
There's no money I PROMISE!!
Yes. Because it is so easy to get KU the moment you want to.
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Get a pregnant woman to POAS. Duh!
There's a really easy way to do it.
Tell us why and I'll tell you.
You aren't exactly getting serious responses as it is. If you actually post your problem, maybe we can offer a better solution than faking a pregnancy test?
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Seriously
She probably wants to be on 16 & Pregnant like that one girl who faked her pregnancy.
There has been allegations of girls faking the pregnancy and then fooling the guy into not using protection (since she is already KU) and then getting pregnant the next month or month after.
...of course you would have to actually be pregnant for that... hmmm, what to do, what to do...
I am sure that her suggestion was meant to be taken seriously.....
Come on, PLEASE tell us why you need to do this. Who knows, you may get surprised and get the answer you need.Maybe.
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DH's SA-Normal
HSG-All clear!!
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I will cut a you.
Um, no, you have to make this public. I'm not going to use it (I'm not crazy), but I have to know.
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If she PMs me the reason I will post on here how to do it.
The only thing horrible about you is your IQ level and I'm not sure that you can fix that with a fake pregnancy test.
My guess is that you are a crackhead in desperate need of a fix and you're trying to tell some guy you are KU so that he'll fork over the cash for an abortion - you get your fix and he gets no baby.
OR
You are just so pathetic, your SO walked out on you and you're pulling the "I'm pregnant" card as a last resort. Problem is, he's going to figure out soon enough that you're not pregnant and leave you anyway.
OR
This is MUD.
Either way, you're a huge troll and I'm onto you!!!
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2 years and this is my favorite thread EVER. I have got to know what is up OP. Please spill the beans. Inquiring minds want to know...
Mud or not this is intriguing.
I PMed you.
This chick is a peach. This is all I found. And there is only one post so far. So I am calling MUD, but I still want to know her made up reason (if she has one).
https://www.google.com/#sclient=psy&hl=en&source=hp&q=%22Kelly5580%22+on+the+bump&pbx=1&oq=%22Kelly5580%22+on+the+bump&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=3215l5936l0l6174l12l11l0l0l0l0l297l2571l0.3.8l11l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=2efe89794edd7b49&biw=1280&bih=685
Aw MAN! I just scrolled through 4 pages, and she never told us why. As a PS to the rest of us, if anyone gets the REAL reason she needs to face a pregnancy SO BAD, could you please make it a separate thread so the rest of us can find out?
Seriously, MUD or not, that was pretty entertaining.
And to Kelly 5580--there is no reason to ever fake a pregnancy. If you are in such an awful spot that you'd consider telling a dr that you need something to fake a pregnancy, TELL THAT DOCTOR! He may not give you what you were asking for, but Drs have taking an oath to help. And CLEARLY you need help.
It's kind of sad because now that I think about it, there are a couple easy ways to do this, and now I'm depressed that my mind can even go to such a diabolical place.
Seriously, why do you need to know? If you want our help, we are allowed to expect some kind of explanation. Some of us may believe you, some of us may not, but you'll never know if you don't try...
Or he is smart enough to go buy a test and watch her take THAT test.
This is exactly what I'm doing.
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I find it really hilarious that you are calling someone else out for MUD.