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Funniest TTC advice yet (kind of gross)

DH and I went out with some friends yesterday who are TTCAL after an ectopic. She and I were talking about advice we've gotten for TTC ("just relax", "get drunk and have sex" etc). Apparently a year ago she was out with some of our friends, and one of our friends' husbands leaned over and whispered to her..

"You know you have to do it in the butt first, before you can get pregnant, right?"

Needless to say, I don't think I will ever view that guy, or his wife, quite the same ever again. And now DH and I keep joking about "babymaking buttsex".

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  • LOL That just does not make any sense! Wow...
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  • LOL I think that dude wasn't paying attention in sex ed.
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  • Hahaha wow. That guy needs an anatomy lesson, or maybe just a lesson in manners
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    That just seems like a good way to get a UTI or yeast infection.  Craziness...

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  • imageOatoa:
    That just seems like a good way to get a UTI or yeast infection.  Craziness...
    Exactly this!!!
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  • I feel like that guy missed health class when they told you how babies were made...

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  • HAHA! Clearly he needs to go back to sex ed.

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  • OMG, thank you.  I totally needed a laugh today.
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  • If that were the case i'd never make a baby! Embarrassed
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  • Ewwwwwwwwww!
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  • XD That completely made my day:D

    That is funny. So that's what we're doing wrong...

    I told Cody that and he had the most hilarious look on his face ever!

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  • OMG, that's hillarious!  First sham wow now this Stick out tongue

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    LOL That just does not make any sense! Wow...

    This!

  • Besides being gross, that is just weird. 
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  • That's too funny!! Gross, but funny Big Smile
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  • LOL -- good one guy...
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  • Indifferent  LOL
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