3rd Trimester
What's your stranger comment of the day?
Mine was:
"When are you due?"
"November 18th."
::Looks down on my belly::
"Oh, you'll never make it to November."
I think maybe she was trying to say that I am huge?
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Re: What's your stranger comment of the day?
A nurse in L&D last night was watching my blood pressure every 5 mins and said "you're a freak"
THANKS ALOT BIITCH! geez
Ah, the joys of people and their broken filters.
It's been the total opposite for me which I find odd because I think I look decently big. People's jaws drop when I said I'm due November 26th. They always say "No way! You are way too small!" I'd rather hear that than I'm HUGE though.
I do have one male friend who think he's being funny when he calls me huge or fatass. I'm a pregnant woman.....I still have feelings.
Waiting in line:
Random Weird Lady: "You're pregnant!"
Me: "Yep"
Randon Weird Lady: "It's a boy, you don't have long left do you?"
Me: "It is a boy, not too long"
Random Weird Lady: (shouting) "You're naming him Logan?!, Hunter?!, Jackson!?"
Me: ::stares in disbelief:: (why is she trying to guess the name of my child??) "Actually we have yet to decide on a name".
Random Weird Lady: "I'm sorry, I'm being really invasive aren't I?"
At least she realized she was being really effing weird
sales woman at a non maternity store: are you sure you can fit your big belly into anything here?
me: ehm.. no, in fact I'm getting a cache-coeur!
sales w: if is like that then it's ok
she was probably right but wasn't nice at all! she was lucky I'd just had a massage and was all relaxed or her head would had been chewed off!
Last night I went to the mall and Target looking for new maternity clothes.
Target worker: There must be something in the water, every woman who walks by is pregnant. I know I'm not drinking any of the water around here.
Me: Maybe you should tell someone in management how many pregnant women shop here so you can get a decent maternity section.
I know I was a biitch, but I was tired, sore and thirsty by that time and I went home without buying anything.
I waddled into a farm stand yesterday and an employee exclaimed "don't scare me like that!"
After running to catch the bus:
Bus driver: "Hey Mama! Don't overdo it, just flag me down next time and I'll stop!"
Me: ::laughs::
...and then rage takes over when none of the young college students on board stand up to offer me their seat. A big pregnancy pet peeve...
Hospital parking garage day pass guy: (accent) You going to deliver tonight? You ready to go anytime now?
Me: No I have 4 weeks till I have a scheduled csection..I'm only 34 weeks.
Hospital parking garage day pass guy: (accent) Noo, no, no! I give you..two week. Maybe tonight. Maybe you should buy a 3 day pass..
Husband: No, we don't need that just here to drop off paperwork.
Hospital parking garage day pass guy: (accent) offer stands, I see this all the time. Good night!