3rd Trimester

Blow jobs...

When was the last time you gave your DH/SO one to completion?  I suddenly realized it had been awhile (he gets it as foreplay pretty regularly though) and somewhere in my mind I remembered a friend of ours warning DH that after he'd been married 3-4 years to not expect many BJs anymore!

At the time of course I was sure that would never happen because I'm pretty generous in that department.  But apparently it has slipped down the priority list a little.

Plus I just wanted to spice things up on here.

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  • DH got one this morning as a matter of fact. Figure he shouldn't suffer just because I have to. he gets them at least once a week. He is a lucky man. Just sayin'
  • Last night, but that was just a making out night, neither of us got anything to completion because I was so tired. We plan on sexy time tonite, which means that he gets to say gnite to his Warcraft buddies a bit earlier, and I also come to bed sooner.

    Last time to completion was a couple of weeks ago, just because we cant really have intercourse so much because its become too painful for me. Sad part is, normally I like a little bit of pain (hence the floggers and a couple of small riding crops), but this has been too much for me to handle. Its sad when anal sex hurts less than vaginal.

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  • Wow, completion?  I don't even remember.

    Last time I gave DH a blow job, I threw up on him Embarrassed  Boneless chicken wings and fries...yep

  • Hmmm... like you, I usually only use it as foreplay. I guess it's been a couple of months? 
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  • That would be never.   He doesn't like them. 

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  • Last week.  I felt sorry for him, I haven't been into sex lately. 
  • 3 days ago...lol I was gonna do it again last night, but he had his friend over..so he missed out! I'm pretty generous in that department to, but i ALWAYS expect something back...so it's fine i give a little to get a little. However, since getting pregnant the taste of jizz is NASTY..but i'm a trooper and power through it, ahhhh the things we do for love! lol
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  • January-- after m/s hit during the first trimester, I was deathly afraid of ruining the moment with my enhanced gag reflex!

    I'm thinking about bringing it back into my repetoire during the dry spell after LO is born though... Seems like a good way to bridge the gap Yes

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  • imageLILBIT1221:
    DH got one this morning as a matter of fact. Figure he shouldn't suffer just because I have to. he gets them at least once a week. He is a lucky man. Just sayin'

    Good God woman!  I told DH women like you only exsist in porn. 

  • he gets one 99% of the time we have maritals. he's lucky like that.

    rarely to completion however because he likes to "complete" in a deifferent...orrafice.

  • months ago.

    i've got TMJ; it's hard for me to finish them. :/

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    That would be never.   He doesn't like them. 

    Seriously? Where did this guy come from? Do you not like giving them either??? Cause seriously he has got to be lying, or he's never had a good one...

    Wow I'm just. so. shocked.

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    That would be never.   He doesn't like them. 

    you can't be serious?  Are you married to a man?  It's OK to tell us the truth, we'll still like you.

    To completion, a couple wks ago.

  • Gosh, I can't even remember.  Definitely before I got pregnant--I couldn't even brush my teeth without gagging for the entire nine months.
  • Wow....to completion?  I don't even remember the last time.  DH loves BJ's but I will admit I am not a fan of giving them.  I'm going to have to make an effort the next couple of weeks though b/c sex is too painful for me at this point and DH won't be getting any for quite a while!

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    Wow, completion?  I don't even remember.

    Last time I gave DH a blow job, I threw up on him Embarrassed  Boneless chicken wings and fries...yep

    you know he is scarred for like now right?!

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    imageLILBIT1221:
    DH got one this morning as a matter of fact. Figure he shouldn't suffer just because I have to. he gets them at least once a week. He is a lucky man. Just sayin'

    Good God woman!  I told DH women like you only exsist in porn. 

    I agree with Lilbit, he gets em at LEAST once a week, usually two or three...they are lucky lucky men!

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  • To completion?  I can't even remember, probably before we got married.  He gets them as foreplay, but we haven't had sex in a LONG time between my feeling gross and his freaking out about hurting the baby, so he's pretty neglected right now.  Poor DH.
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  • This week.  We haven't been able to have intercourse since I am pregnant with twins and am scared of PTL plus I am like 50% bigger than an average singleton pregnancy.  I do that to keep him satisfied.  I've found that getting in my glider and having him stand up helps with situating things.  I can't sit and lean over. ;)  We will probably be sticking to this for a few more months until we get on some really good birth control and I recover and the babies move out of our room. ;)
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    imageLILBIT1221:
    DH got one this morning as a matter of fact. Figure he shouldn't suffer just because I have to. he gets them at least once a week. He is a lucky man. Just sayin'

    Good God woman!  I told DH women like you only exsist in porn. 

    I agree with Lilbit, he gets em at LEAST once a week, usually two or three...they are lucky lucky men!

    Wow!  I am impressed!  They are VERY lucky men!

  • Ha!  I always get that reaction when I tell people that.

    His first girlfriend was a biter.  There are scars to prove it. 

    I'll leave it at that.   

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    Am I too late??

     

    It was....2? maybe 3 weeks ago. He gets some oral attention every time we have sex, but to completion, eh.

    and LB, I call BS.

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  • Twice last night to completion...

    Like others it is a major form of foreplay for us. 

    But as for completion... a couple times a week.

    For those that complain about taste... V8 Fruit fusion!! Im telling... you have DH drink that for a week... you wont complain!  

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    DH got one this morning as a matter of fact. Figure he shouldn't suffer just because I have to. he gets them at least once a week. He is a lucky man. Just sayin'
    I'm impressed.  There have been a few times when I would have finished but he seemed to just want sex so it's not like he doesn't get oral.  It's just been a couple months since I was like, I'm going to give you a BJ, just for fun, and not expect anything in return!

    LOL I think part of it is that I feel like the least sexy thing in the world in that position right now with my big ol' belly in the way.  Even though I'm sure he's ok with it!

    And with a face like his, he probably deserves one.

    yeah, we have had to come up with new BJ arrangements due to my awkward shape, but pretty sure he doesnt care what position I am in ha-ha

    And yeah with that face...ok I cant even finish that sentence! LMAO

  • Honestly, I can't even remember the last time it was done to completion.  I started giving him one the other day, but he preferred to have sex since we haven't done that in a while either. Embarrassed  I'm just too tired and uncomfortable these days.
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  • To completion it was probably a couple months ago (my DH also gets them as foreplay on a regular basis).

    FWIW I offered last night but he wanted actual sex instead so we went w/ that.

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    Twice last night to completion...

    Like others it is a major form of foreplay for us. 

    But as for completion... a couple times a week.

    For those that complain about taste... V8 Fruit fusion!! Im telling... you have DH drink that for a week... you wont complain!  

    This. Or my DH loves pineapple-- yes I can tell a difference.  And that's why I love Publix's fresh produce :D

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    Ha!  I always get that reaction when I tell people that.

    His first girlfriend was a biter.  There are scars to prove it. 

    I'll leave it at that.   

    We all slip and let a little teeth through every now and then, but dear God, she left scars?? Has she never heard the phrase "all lips, no teeth"??
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  • Haha great question. I stopped after gagging repeatedly when I did it while pregnant. My gag reflex was bad then lol. But he's getting them again now, only for foreplay though. I gotta be honest, I'm not a big fan of giving BJs. He's finished during before, and I was really holding back throwing up. Haha, I kind of have an obsession with textures so that fvcked my world up! :-P
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    I'd say about 33 weeks, probably. :(

    My gag reflex has been harshing my gig ever since I got my BFP. It hasn't let up yet. My poor, poor DH.  

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    Wow, completion?  I don't even remember.

    Last time I gave DH a blow job, I threw up on him Embarrassed  Boneless chicken wings and fries...yep

    you know he is scarred for like now right?!

    Hahaha, I know. I told him I needed time to let my food digest first, BUT he insisted. He didn't even know what it was until I said, "Uh, I just threw up."  Awkward for a second, then we both started laughing.  So gross.
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    Ha!  I always get that reaction when I tell people that.

    His first girlfriend was a biter.  There are scars to prove it. 

    I'll leave it at that.   

    We all slip and let a little teeth through every now and then, but dear God, she left scars?? Has she never heard the phrase "all lips, no teeth"??

    Yeah.  Exactly.  Apparently she was "surprised" by something (not BJ related) at one point and her jaw clamped down on him.   Being that he was all of 19 at the time, it ruined BJs for him forever.  He can't even watch them in porn without wincing. 

     

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  • imagecinema_goddess:

    Ha!  I always get that reaction when I tell people that.

    His first girlfriend was a biter.  There are scars to prove it. 

    I'll leave it at that.   

    What the Fvck!!!! The poor poor man! 

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  • Yesterday. I hadn't given him one to completetion this whole pregnancy until yesterday-I was feeling nice. He gets oral regularly 3-5 times a week, usually as fourplay before sexy time.
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    Am I too late??

     

    It was....2? maybe 3 weeks ago. He gets some oral attention every time we have sex, but to completion, eh.

    and LB, I call BS.

    on what part? Because it is what it is...I enjoy doing it for him and he of course enjoys it. No need to start the job if you cant finish it...and as long as I have a chaser Im good. Its already in your mouth you might as well swallow it.

  • lately Dh has just wanted sex.... its been a couple months since we even had foreplay haha... but i think it has been 4 or so months since he got a complete one... maybe longer
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    DH got one this morning as a matter of fact. Figure he shouldn't suffer just because I have to. he gets them at least once a week. He is a lucky man. Just sayin'
    I'm impressed.  There have been a few times when I would have finished but he seemed to just want sex so it's not like he doesn't get oral.  It's just been a couple months since I was like, I'm going to give you a BJ, just for fun, and not expect anything in return!

    LOL I think part of it is that I feel like the least sexy thing in the world in that position right now with my big ol' belly in the way.  Even though I'm sure he's ok with it!

    And with a face like his, he probably deserves one.

    yeah, we have had to come up with new BJ arrangements due to my awkward shape, but pretty sure he doesnt care what position I am in ha-ha

    And yeah with that face...ok I cant even finish that sentence! LMAO

    HA HA I just got looks from my coworkers because I was trying so hard not to laugh out loud I htink I snorted.
    ha ha sorry, its so damn funny though. I still him as the faceless guy closing the sliding glass door...AGAIN !
  • Maybe 2 weeks ago. I try to complete one at least once a month, usually it's foreplay.

    We've had some, um, friendly debates about this. He wants me to finish him off that way more. I say he should just eat me out occasionally without it being foreplay. But that argument doesn't really work b/c I'll *** multiple times in a matter on minutes when he goes down on me. His job is pretty easy in comparison!

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  • 2 times a week to completion. Sex has been slightly painful lately so i'm not going to make him suffer...so not fair. That and I just enjoy doing it. The look of satisfaction on his face is 100% worth it.
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    Maybe 2 weeks ago. I try to complete one at least once a month, usually it's foreplay.

    We've had some, um, friendly debates about this. He wants me to finish him off that way more. I say he should just eat me out occasionally without it being foreplay. But that argument doesn't really work b/c I'll *** multiple times in a matter on minutes when he goes down on me. His job is pretty easy in comparison!

    I hate you right now. 

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