When was the last time you gave your DH/SO one to completion? I suddenly realized it had been awhile (he gets it as foreplay pretty regularly though) and somewhere in my mind I remembered a friend of ours warning DH that after he'd been married 3-4 years to not expect many BJs anymore!
At the time of course I was sure that would never happen because I'm pretty generous in that department. But apparently it has slipped down the priority list a little.
Plus I just wanted to spice things up on here.
Re: Blow jobs...
Last night, but that was just a making out night, neither of us got anything to completion because I was so tired. We plan on sexy time tonite, which means that he gets to say gnite to his Warcraft buddies a bit earlier, and I also come to bed sooner.
Last time to completion was a couple of weeks ago, just because we cant really have intercourse so much because its become too painful for me. Sad part is, normally I like a little bit of pain (hence the floggers and a couple of small riding crops), but this has been too much for me to handle. Its sad when anal sex hurts less than vaginal.
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
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Wow, completion? I don't even remember.
Last time I gave DH a blow job, I threw up on him Boneless chicken wings and fries...yep
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January-- after m/s hit during the first trimester, I was deathly afraid of ruining the moment with my enhanced gag reflex!
I'm thinking about bringing it back into my repetoire during the dry spell after LO is born though... Seems like a good way to bridge the gap
Good God woman! I told DH women like you only exsist in porn.
he gets one 99% of the time we have maritals. he's lucky like that.
rarely to completion however because he likes to "complete" in a deifferent...orrafice.
look at the birds | bless this food
months ago.
i've got TMJ; it's hard for me to finish them.
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Seriously? Where did this guy come from? Do you not like giving them either??? Cause seriously he has got to be lying, or he's never had a good one...
Wow I'm just. so. shocked.
you can't be serious? Are you married to a man? It's OK to tell us the truth, we'll still like you.
To completion, a couple wks ago.
you know he is scarred for like now right?!
I agree with Lilbit, he gets em at LEAST once a week, usually two or three...they are lucky lucky men!
Wow! I am impressed! They are VERY lucky men!
Ha! I always get that reaction when I tell people that.
His first girlfriend was a biter. There are scars to prove it.
I'll leave it at that.
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Am I too late??
It was....2? maybe 3 weeks ago. He gets some oral attention every time we have sex, but to completion, eh.
and LB, I call BS.
Twice last night to completion...
Like others it is a major form of foreplay for us.
But as for completion... a couple times a week.
For those that complain about taste... V8 Fruit fusion!! Im telling... you have DH drink that for a week... you wont complain!
yeah, we have had to come up with new BJ arrangements due to my awkward shape, but pretty sure he doesnt care what position I am in ha-ha
And yeah with that face...ok I cant even finish that sentence! LMAO
To completion it was probably a couple months ago (my DH also gets them as foreplay on a regular basis).
FWIW I offered last night but he wanted actual sex instead so we went w/ that.
This. Or my DH loves pineapple-- yes I can tell a difference. And that's why I love Publix's fresh produce
Mikaela is going to have a little brother!
*looks at ticker*
I'd say about 33 weeks, probably.
My gag reflex has been harshing my gig ever since I got my BFP. It hasn't let up yet. My poor, poor DH.
Yeah. Exactly. Apparently she was "surprised" by something (not BJ related) at one point and her jaw clamped down on him. Being that he was all of 19 at the time, it ruined BJs for him forever. He can't even watch them in porn without wincing.
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What the Fvck!!!! The poor poor man!
on what part? Because it is what it is...I enjoy doing it for him and he of course enjoys it. No need to start the job if you cant finish it...and as long as I have a chaser Im good. Its already in your mouth you might as well swallow it.
Maybe 2 weeks ago. I try to complete one at least once a month, usually it's foreplay.
We've had some, um, friendly debates about this. He wants me to finish him off that way more. I say he should just eat me out occasionally without it being foreplay. But that argument doesn't really work b/c I'll *** multiple times in a matter on minutes when he goes down on me. His job is pretty easy in comparison!
I hate you right now.
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