3rd Trimester
The most ridiculous thing DH has said?
I am new to this but I thought I would ask what the most redicilous thing that your DH has ever said.
My DH and I got into an argument one night and he said "you need to keep your hormones under control"!!!
Like I can do that......crazy man!
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Re: The most ridiculous thing DH has said?
Mine told me that he didn't want me swallowing during BJ's because he didn't want my body to feed his sperm to the baby.
My reply? "LOL... But you're okay with her swimming around with all of her brothers and sisters that will never come to fruition?"
I think our DHs may be long lost cousins or something...
"you should probably stop doing that.. it cant be healthy food for the baby"
but its perfectly fine and healthy "food" for me? thanks babe... love you too.. >.<
I have a million but the ones that stick out the most are
" If you weren't pregnant and you acted like this we wouldn't be together"...um if i wasn't pregnant I wouldn't be acting like that (1st trimester)
"I dont think that stack of oreos or that rocky road icecream is a good idea"
Never tell a pregnant woman what she can and cannot eat!
" We should get rid of that MP...how bout a Bj...."
There are no words...
I swear he is smart...sometimes
He's growing up, but he'll always be my baby!
Nathan--11/4/10
...big brother to...???? Due March 2014!
I asked DH to walk with me last night and he replies why are you trying to rush the baby she will get here when she is ready. I was like dude until you can push a cantelope out of your mouth don't talk to me about rushing anything. And I'm 38 weeks, 2 cm dilated it's not like I'm asking to be induced but if walking can speed things up then lets go. I tell you gotta love these men.
"My love for you is growing in proportion to your a$$."
Fortunately for him, I found it hilarious.
LMAO!
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I think he's been relatively normal this pregnancy, but when I found out they were sending me to the hospital for a c/s with DD #1 he said, "We can't have a baby today. I'm too sick."
Turns out he did have a really bad upper respiratory infection to the point that the nurses ended up quarantining him from our room after DD was born, but that's beside the point. Babies don't really come on your healthy schedule, buddy.
My DH freaked out because I put on his boxers one night and described them as "comfy". He then pouted for the rest of the night because he thought he must be getting fat because a pregnant woman thought his boxers were "comfy".
I was like..."Thanks. That makes ME feel great...."
At our first appointment with the OB my SO told her that he didn't want to have a Halloween baby (we are due 10/27), and said, "so if on the 30th the baby hasn't come, can we just have a c-section?" I was mortified. Luckily our OB put him in check.
"You know if you don't lose the baby weight I'm going to divorce you, right?"
He was trying to be funny.
I was seriously laughing so hard tears came to my eyes when I read this!
Its not really 'ridiculous' but DH likes to say to me
" can I give you some pitocin? " As in sperm ( sex ) haha It cracks me up.
LOL. When I got the growth thing saying LO would be able to swallow now and taste what I had eaten in the amniotic fluid, DH said the same thing.
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
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