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GAME: Your douche-dar goes off when...
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...some a*hole parks his car diagonally across two parking spaces so no one can park near his precious wheels.
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Re: GAME: Your douche-dar goes off when...
When someone takes up two lanes at the red light, keeps driving in the two lanes when the light changes and then gives you the finger for honking at them for being a douche.
When she opens her mouth:
I can't post pics from work!
Any guy in a muscle tee screams douche for me! THINK: "The Situation" from the Jersey Shore.
When I need to wear this.
ITA! LOL or even better, someone who has NO knowledge of politics or world affairs says with complete conviction that they will absolutely vote for Palin if she runs for President in 2012.
When I'm in a store and my LO decides now is the time to let loose with a few top volume screams and people shoot me dirty looks. I'm not beating my cild. He's an infant. And I have to get some kind of shopping done. He's a baby what can I do.
Also anyone who comments with "Why isn't your baby wearing shoes/a hat" etc. He's 9 months old and not intending on running any 5k's anytime soon. I can take him out in bare feet thanks.
This make me crack up for some reason.
YESSS. Even worse when you are standing there with your screaming/squirming child, and they just continue with their conversations like you are not even there.
Make a pregnancy ticker
Whenever a guy hits on you while you're driving and he's in a car a lane away.
Really, where do you think that's gonna get you lol!
....cause I'm up for screaming my number at you through traffic as I drive away haha!
LOL. I definitely think that guy is a douche, but the car who lets him in? Also a douche. I get mad at both of them.
When you politely ask someone if they'd like to join you for lunch. They ask "where?" You tell them and they say "Ew. No! Gross. That's disgusting."
Thanks. I'm gonna go eat my disgusting lunch now.
This works too.
People who don't use their blinkers
People who cut in front of you while in traffic...causing you to brake suddenly
People who jump out in front of you while driving on an open road when there is no one behind you. Then they go slow.
People who get onto the Hwy going 30mph then decide to speed up once they are actually on the Hwy. I don't like having trucks serving around us.
People who hog the fast lane and go slow. When you try to pass them all of a sudden they speed up. You are now going 40mph faster than you just were and are barely clearing their rear bumper.
People who drive slow on a single lane road and don't pull over, even though they have a trail of 50 cars who all want to run them off the road.
Bicyclists who speed through 4 way stops and don't slow down and look. I almost ran over a lady yesterday even though I was already in the middle of the intersection making a left turn, she sped out in front of me causing me to jam on my brakes.....then get this...she flipped ME off! WTF! This happened to my mom, she was pulling into a bank parking lot and a bicyclist riding on the sidewalk slammed into the side of her car, broke out her side window and then gave her false information. She was stuck with the bill.
Me too!! I'm getting mad just thinking about it!
OMG are you from Jersey? That pic is a big reason I want to move out of this state.
Also, anyone who honks or whistles at a mom out walking pushing her kids in a stroller.
Yeah, that's flattering for sure lol:)
What?? They are sooo totally my type! I love orange spray tans.
Lol. Nah but it cracks me up that people actually do that crap.
Ugh. All of these!
People can't drive worth a shiit around here. Frustrates me every time I get behind the wheel.
I know those pink lips are hard to resist, but try...
When I guy calls me sugar or hun.
Both of which I have been called today and it isnt even lunch time.
Amen.
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