January 2011 Moms

Poll: You know you're pregnant when _______.

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Re: Poll: You know you're pregnant when _______.

  • you tear up at everything.
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  • you cant poop

    you want to puke at the thought of tapioca

    you cant stop peeing

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  • Even saying the name of certain foods makes you gag...
  • ....you burp and have a sense of relief that 1. your stomach feels much better and 2. that nothing but air came out Embarrassed

     

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  • You're so tired it feels draining just to move your jaw to speak.

    The food that sounded so good five minutes ago now makes you want to squirm. 

    Your DH gives you a high five when you finally poop. Ha. 

    DD1 01/09/11 DD2 10/31/12 #3 EDD 10/22/14--Stick baby stick! Always in my heart, 4 sweet angels 2/10, 10/11, 12/11 & 10/13
  • My sciatica is acting up.
  • ... the words "I hate everyone!" become normal daily conversation
    ~Mom to an amazing Jan 2011 boy~
    ~EDD Nov 18, 2017 with my IUI success story~

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  • You eat everything in sight!
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  • ...a cookie gives you acid reflux.

    For this child I prayed, and the LORD has given me my petition which I asked of him.
    1 Samuel 1:27
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  • You can't even think about food without gagging.

    You scream "God dammit I hate everything" a few times in one day.... 

  • your aching back wakes you up

    • There is no such thing as a 15-minute nap.  You're down for at least an hour.
    • It's not just your husband staring at your boobs anymore...you do too.  They're HUGE.

     

  • you sleep 12+ hours a day

    you cry at the gay wedding in SATC2, plus when charlotte hides in the closet away from her kids to cry

    caffeine makes you feel guilty

    nothing gets done around the house

    dh eats dinners of doritoes, etc.

  • you can cry at the drop of a hat
  • the phrase "I wish I had a banana and some sourpatch kids" comes out of your mouth
    ~Mom to an amazing Jan 2011 boy~
    ~EDD Nov 18, 2017 with my IUI success story~

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  • When reading everyone else's cravings makes you hungry.
  • When reading everyone else's cravings makes you start craving them too
  • You drive over half an hour for a food you're craving, only to puke from the smell of it before it even touches your lips. 
  • Your face looks like you just hit puberty.

    You go to sleep at 8pm and still have trouble waking up in the am. 

    You cry every time you see a dead animal in the road. Yes, I do. 

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  • you order food and by the time it gets to you you can't eat it.

    you pee every 15 minutes (or it feels like it anyway).

    you don't understand why nap time ends after kindergarten.

    you cry because a child on the neosporin commercial skinned their knee.

  • you try to suck your gut in and realize you can't anymore!
  • You're starving and completely stuffed all at the same time!
    FET to TTC #2: 9/29/14 Beta on 10/8/14 = BFP!
    DS #1 Born 1/3/11 after IVF #1
    4 failed IUIs, including 1 CP
    PCOS
    TTC since 2008

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  • you have all freaking day sickness--not morning sickness
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  • Love so many of these...so so many!  Well I don't really love them, but they could have come out of my mouth too!
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  • You are constantly peeing and you still feel like you have water up to your eyeballs (maybe that's why we're crying?...) and you can't take another sip of water but you are still ridiculously thirsty! WTF?
  • when you look at yourself naked in the mirror, you think, "I look like a porn star!"  Then your DH is super impressed, but its no fun, because they are too sore to really have fun with anyway.
    I give up trying to get a ticker.  I have a DD that is 2.5 years old and is awesome.  Maybe I'll add a quote to distinguish myself.  Hmmm.  How about...

    "It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?" - A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
  • imageroses_wish:
    Even saying the name of certain foods makes you gag...

     

    THIS!! Yes

    TTC #1 Since December 2009
    BFP #1 05/16/10 EDD 01/13/11 natural m/c 11w1d (unknown cause)
    BFP #2 03/24/11 EDD 12/06/11 missed m/c D&C 10w (Triploidy xxx)
    BFP #3 12/24/11 EDD 09/02/12 missed m/c D&C 10w4d (Triploidy xxx)
    BFP #4 02/10/14 EDD 10/19/14  - Baby boy made his arrival 10/02/14
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    BFP #5 05/08/15 EDD 01/19/16 C/P 05/14/15
    BFP #6 06/05/15 EDD 02/18/16 *It's a GIRL!!*

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  • imageNJBrit:
    You drive over half an hour for a food you're craving, only to puke from the smell of it before it even touches your lips. 

    OMG this one x1000. 

    You can fart at a moment's notice and can't roll over in bed without farting.

    A food can go to the most delicious craving fix in the world to making you want to throw up all in the same bite.

    BFP 1/8/10, missed mc 2/15/10, baby @8w3d. Natural mc 2/23/10 Goodbye our sweet little peanut. We love you so. Every lament is a love song...
    Harper Oksana, born on her due date, January 20, 2011, and the love of my life
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  • you force your husband to go on a McDonald's run at 10 pm
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  • You nap for most of the afternoon and are ready to go to bed by nine. Looking at a food in a magazine makes you gag. You're peeing like you've never pee'd in your entire life. Everytime you make a horrifying burp, your DH looks to see if you've puked somewhere in the house.
  • you are teary at everything

    the thought of doing anything makes you exhausted

    you clean your toilet more often because you spend so much time looking at it.

  • Can't go # 2

    Can't stop going #1

    Feel like a big fatty 24/7

    Could fall asleep ANYWHERE because you are so tired and have no energy

     

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  • the highlight of your day was the fact that you were finally able to go #2.

    can't sleep on your belly because of the bloat and the fact that your boobs are sore

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  • the thought of Mom's Tortilla Soup is repulsive!
  • you have to go food shopping every day because nothing you bought yesterday is appealing today and tomorrow is anyone's guess...
    DS (7 years old) from FET in 2010
    DD (5 years old) from IUI in 2012
    TTC 3rd and final!: IUI #1 in progress!
  • imageAimeeL85:
    you have to go food shopping every day because nothing you bought yesterday is appealing today and tomorrow is anyone's guess...

    OMG totally this!  I was just thinking about this yesterday.  We're supposed to be on a budget right now, but we've spent sooo much money on random grocery store runs and greasy take-outs because what's in the cupboard always looks gross.  

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  • imagepoppyseed22:

    ....you burp and have a sense of relief that 1. your stomach feels much better and 2. that nothing but air came out Embarrassed


     

    LMOA!!!!!!!!

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  • you're starving then want to puke as soon as you eat

    you burp all day long

    your nipple itches

    you dry-heave bile all morning, afternoon and evening

    you feel as though you are committing a sin when you take a sip ofdiet coke

    you are overjoyed and anxious at the same time

    your frustration tolerance is zero

    you go from "the runs" to constipated in one day

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  • You plan your day around naptime
  • you wake up one morning with 2 huge pimples, 1 on your face and 1 on your ass.  Yikes.
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