Happy Monday! So how have you and your vagina been? Did you two have a good weekend??? Well Mayra's vagina is so achey it feels like it's about to fall off, along with her butt.
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i havent had a sore vag yet but i do miss just being able to see it. i forgot what it looked like and feel dumb if i even try to look. this mass of a belly reminds me everyday that im not only pregnant but as well that because of it no action comes my way.
Pam's vagina is happy the DH will be home tonight, not only for a little action but also because Pam and her vagina can sit on the comfy couch and let DH handle letting the cats going in and out for the next week. Pam's vagina hurts sooo much getting up and down.
Hollee's vagine feels like it's been beaten with a baseball bat. Something about pelvic bone issues. At only 31 weeks, Ms. Vagine thinks that this is going to be a longgggg 9 weeks and isn't looking forward to this pregnancy thing any longer. Ms. Vagine has also been wondering how the heck the Duggar woman has had 19 children... Vagine thinks she'd literally fall apart at that point (and she'd whistle uncontrollably).
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Megan's vagina is still sexually frustrated! She's also pretty tired of LO pressing down on her top and causing crotch lightening & horrid swelling, for once she wants to feel "normal" again--and look oh so pretty again.
Kelli's vagina got some action this weekend in the hopes of speeding things up...no such luck. Now her vagina wishes that the baby would get out already and stop kicking it so hard!
Marisa's vagina is feeling the pressure of baby. She was a little annoyed she didnt get any action the other night because DH was cranky and tired but he's off for 4 days so we'll see what she can make off with!
Your little hands wrapped around my finger and its so quiet in the world tonight
Your little eye lids flutter cause your dreamin so I tuck you in, turn on your favorite night light
To you everything's funny, you've got nothing to regret
I'd give all I have hunny, if you could stay like that
Oh darling dont you ever grow up, dont you ever grow up, just stay this little
Oh darling dont you ever grow up dont you ever grow up, it could stay this simple
I wont let nobody hurt you, wont let no one break your heart, no one will desert you
Just try to never grow up
Re: Vagina Status Update
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April's vagina is feeling very heavy and is fearful that this baby is gonna fall out!