Mr. Funny-guy decided to do a one man show tonight.
"You know your g/f is pregnant when getting up off the floor is an Olympic sport."
"You know your g/f is pregnant when she makes more noise trying to stand up than she did on the night of conception."
Keep 'em comin...We'll see how much noise gets made TONIGHT, fool!
Re: boyfriend's ridiculous comment...
My coworker likes to say "Hey, you know you're still pregnant?"
HILARIOUS!
I was staring at my stretch-marked hips in the mirror when DH walked by. I said, "This is all your fault."
He said, "No it's not. I wanted to put it in your butt, but you said it'd hurt too much."
LOL priceless!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that just made my night! I seriously just shared that with DH and he laughed too... That's great!
Seriously pissing pants laughing over here. This reminds me of the onsie I saw on a baby that said, "Daddy only wanted a blow job."
bahahahahaha sounds like my idiot DH
or the other one..."proof that daddy sucks at pulling out"
This made me Lol! I mentioned it to DH and he said he now has a new line to use. Before whenever I would tell him that it was his fault, he would always tell me "No its not, I was sleeping". But he said he likes your line better! haha...talk about priceless!
Married My Best Friend On May 23rd, 2009
Our Little Man is Finally Here!!!
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