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Dog farts and fetal development.

doyous&idosdoyous&idos
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My dog keeps farting and I'm scared it's going to cause my baby to have perma-stink because I keep inhaling it. What should I do?
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    gingerfamilygingerfamily member
    Get rid of your dog, obviously.  Duh.
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    CiconradCiconrad member
    It's only a problem if the dog is over 30 pounds.  Otherwise, you are good.
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    doyous&idosdoyous&idos

    ::smacks forehead::

     

    Of course! WHY didn't I think of that!

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    ToshaGirlToshaGirl member

    One of two solutions only.

    Get rid of the dog. Or sew up it's arse.

     

     

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    MFalorMFalor member
    Tie a plastic bag around it's butt.  It will hold in the stink.
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    Excited_Mommy2beExcited_Mommy2be member
    LOL
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    doyous&idosdoyous&idos

    imageCiconrad:
    It's only a problem if the dog is over 30 pounds.  Otherwise, you are good.

     

    O_O Holy Dog Farts! He is a 70 lb Boxer-and I have two of them! My child (and my lungs) are doooooooooooooooooomed!

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    MABride26MABride26

    Each time you inhale inhale it, quickly run to the bathroom and throw up, you'll be fine.

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    gingerfamilygingerfamily member
    imageCathyMD:

    One of two solutions only.

    Get rid of the dog. Or sew up it's arse.

     

     

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    imagedoyous&idos:

    imageCiconrad:
    It's only a problem if the dog is over 30 pounds.  Otherwise, you are good.

     

    O_O Holy Dog Farts! He is a 70 lb Boxer-and I have two of them! My child (and my lungs) are doooooooooooooooooomed!

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    CiconradCiconrad member
    imagedoyous&idos:

    imageCiconrad:
    It's only a problem if the dog is over 30 pounds.  Otherwise, you are good.

     

    O_O Holy Dog Farts! He is a 70 lb Boxer-and I have two of them! My child (and my lungs) are doooooooooooooooooomed!

    Call your doctor NOW.  Actually, go straight to the ER.

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    imagemrsh0606:
    imageCathyMD:

    One of two solutions only.

    Get rid of the dog. Or sew up it's arse.

     

     

    can't.stop.crying

    There there mrsh. it's just for 9 months. And the dog can divert gas expulsion to it's ears in the meantime.

    It all works out.

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    imagedoyous&idos:
    My dog keeps farting and I'm scared it's going to cause my baby to have perma-stink because I keep inhaling it. What should I do?

     LOL - I'm in trouble too!  The air in my office can be toxic at times!

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    Dr.BeepersWifeDr.BeepersWife

    imageCiconrad:
    It's only a problem if the dog is over 30 pounds.  Otherwise, you are good.

    But, why would you even risk it???  I didn't think twice about getting rid of our 3 dogs because I LOVE MY BABY and I will not subject them to FARTS!

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    raskind17raskind17 member
    So does this mean I have to get rid of my DH because I am inhaling his... maybe I can borrow Bradley Cooper for a while Angel
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    LyssapeeLyssapee member
    how bad are they? i had to send max upstairs the other day because I could taste them... i don't think our lo has a chance...
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    JenyMJenyM member
    stick a cork in your dogs ass and wear a gas mass h1n1 flu style
    BFP#1 missed m/c-d&c 10/27/08, BFP#2 BO-natural m/c 5/15/09, BFP#3 8/12/09-DS born 4/2010, BFP#4=TWINS-missed m/c&d/c 6/15/11, BFP#4 11/22/11- please stay with me
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    bjmyangelbjmyangel

    imageJenyM:
    stick a cork in your dogs ass and wear a gas mass h1n1 flu style

    You do realize that they just linked H1N1 to dog farts, so the gas mask you're speaking of is actually very necessary in this situation...

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    angelenvyangelenvy

    Im sorry I had to pick myself up off the floor after I read that. aahhh perma-stink

     

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    rohansmomrohansmom member
    so why is dog farts bad for baby?
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    Mizz&ShizzMizz&Shizz

    imagerohansmom:
    so why is dog farts bad for baby?

    It causes your kid to permanently smell like shizz...and if they are bad enough, some even sprout a tail and nice bushy coat.

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    tkdtara84tkdtara84

    I LOL at the title alone...mainly because my dog has been farting all week long.

    As for DH, they make me sick, so he has had to sleep in the guest room a couple times when they've been particularly bad!  Better than puking on him in the middle of the night.  They actually wake me up-- they're that bad.

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