One of my BFFs is getting married. I want to get her a really good present and a big package of funny ones....for instance, I am giving her condoms with big hole punches in them to encourage kids (it's safe, trust me...she won't get pissed)...anyway...
need ideas for funny presents!
Re: Need ideas!
Someone H and I worked with one summer gave him a "newlywed" kit.
a travel pill for him when i make him sleep on the couch
ear plugs to mute my bitchin
a shot glass for when i make him want to drink
a bottle of aspirin so when I said "I have a headache" i'd have no excused
Season 2 of Family Guy on dvd (so he had something to watch on the couch when I kicked him out of bed)
there were more, but i can't remember
ETA: Ok, i need sleep--i made some serious grammar errors. lol
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.
Handcuffs
Whipped cream
This is so funny! I love it!