Babies: 9 - 12 Months
Does your DH ever "molest" you at night?
Dh didn't get home from work till about 2am this morning. And for once I was enjoying a peaceful baby free bed. So of course he jumps in bed behind me and starts doing that thing men do like they're trying to burn a hole in their boxers. It's fine sometimes but when I have to be up in 4 hours not so much.
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Re: Does your DH ever "molest" you at night?
Big brother and sister are excited to meet the new baby! It's a GIRL!
~ G ~ 10/2008
~ E ~ 7/2010
LOL. WHAT?????
This happens quite often in our bed.
Come one now, you KNOW what I'm talking about. They get behind you and start the pelvic grind...
It's the poke! I love the late night poke
If he goes to bed after I do, I tell him to molest me when he comes to bed. But again, I like sex.?
Yup. It's my fave.
I've been woken to the feeling of DH humping my leg. Kind of like a dog....I pretended to be asleep.
ETA:
DH attempted this the other night, but half way through, I kept falling asleep because I was so tired and apparently I was making faces, lol. So he was like "do you just want to snuggle?" and I think I fell asleep before I rolled over.
And then he really nicely showed me aaaaaall the funny faces I made the next morning.
I get it but I wouldn't describe it him trying to burn a hole in his boxers, makes me think he has a STD or something. LOL. Thanks for the laugh.
; )
Lol, I actually do tell Dh to rub up against me, just not when I have to be up in 4 hrs!
LOL
When did R turn into such a big girl?!?
lol, I literally JUST had a conversation with DH about how much I hate the dry hump thing, because I'm not a dog. I HATE that. Seriously... I don't blame the guy for trying to get lucky, but HUMPING me? No.
I don't know.
I swear she was a newborn last week...
this. although this question was posted on another board im on and i was very much in the minority. something about "he doesn't respect you then!!!!" LOL weird.
Really? Crazy! As I previously mentioned, we'll tell each other "feel free to wake me up tonight for sex" before we go to bed. Sex is critical in our marriage!?
Our H's respect us enough to give us the sex we want, damnit!?
kitten- punk- are ya'll taking anything for this? Can you lend me some? Is it available OTC? I need some drive help.
How are you not soo exhausted at night? I just don't get it. Daytime- evening- cool but middle of the night? I"m a grumpy biatch.
lol i am exhausted, but that doesn't mean that i want to refuse sex. LOL
Yeah. psshhhh! To you Kitten and your healthy sex life. boo.
When I get my sleep life back, I'll think about a sex life. Currently getting more than 3 hours in a row is what turns me on.
I rarely will pick sex over sleep post-baby. Thinking of being in an empty bed w/o DC or DH is like porn to me....
mmmmmm?
Thank you. Yeah that's hot. when you get to sprawl out and have the WHOLE place to yourself. ROAR!
At night? No.
At 7 a.m. when I'm trying to make the most of my last hour of sleep? FREQUENTLY.
lol. I was just telling DH about this thread and he said I get pissed when he wakes me up for sex. I told him that's because he wakes me up in the MORNING, if it was the middle of the night (and I could go back to sleep afterward) I wouldn't mind.
Okay, that's different, and unacceptable! I'm talking like, 3 am when you can look at the clock and say "ahh, I still have a few hours. Zzzz."?