Okay ladies, make it hurt so good and tell me what made you laugh after your C-section and nearly ripped open your incision.
Here's mine: LO was born at 5:15 pm, so the next day my H waited anxiously for the pediatrician to visit. When he finally came into my room, H was pooping in the in-room bathroom. The next day, we were told he'd visit again so once again, we waited for him not knowing when he'd do his rounds. H said "I need to poop but I don't want him to come in again while I'm pooping." I said "That's ridiculous, it's only 2 pm, you can't just hold it in all day in case he comes in during the 5 minutes it takes you to go."
Guess who came in not 2 minutes later, looked at the bathroom door and called "how are you doing in there?" while I burst into the most painful laughter ever??